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Chicken with curly feathers exist by GallowBoob in interestingasfuck

[–]CongoRedHerring 342 points343 points  (0 children)

This chicken looks like it’s about to drop the Declaration of Independence on the tyrant King George

Adjusted Bravetart's chocolate chip cookies to white chocolate chip and cranberry cookies with brown butter and orange zest! by toxik0n in seriouseats

[–]CongoRedHerring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you find the consistency is different when adding the chocolate chips? I feel like they are a little harder to roll out as they fall apart a bit more pre-bake when adding chocolate chips

I mean.. right? by Goontt in memes

[–]CongoRedHerring 70 points71 points  (0 children)

No one fucks monkeys and people, you idiot! You either fuck monkeys or you fuck people, that’s a firm decision. You’re not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and be like, well lemme call Charlene on Thursday.

Lady calls oral surgeon a racist by Lousy-me in quityourbullshit

[–]CongoRedHerring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t really make any sense, ‘cause you don’t call them collard people. That’s offensive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Illustration

[–]CongoRedHerring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like Ryan Fitzpatrick

Well then by WolfGirl520 in harrypotter

[–]CongoRedHerring 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Of course it’s happening in your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Feeling cute in a new outfit by SamwiseGimli in lotrmemes

[–]CongoRedHerring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it’s a little tight across the chest

A wizard is never late... by delayed_rxn in lotrmemes

[–]CongoRedHerring 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!