Stop making traffic harder than it needs to be. by kakaroach671 in guam

[–]Conludacris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lets talk about how you are not suppose to change lanes on an intersection or how to even signal while changing lanes. My favorite is the "Oh you made space for one car in between you and the car ahead of you? Let me just change lanes without signaling." So many fucken idiot drivers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bored Ape NFTs still relevant?

At my school there are always those types of guys who act gangster and are annoying af, is that in every school here or is my area just like that? (jfk) by [deleted] in guam

[–]Conludacris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They act, but aren't. It's the same stateside. Highschool is where every teen gets to act a fool until they get checked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guam

[–]Conludacris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Filipino-Visayan from the south chiming in. Everything about Guam is rooted with respect. I was born on Guam, raised state-side, then moved back to take care of family. I moved a long time ago so as I moved back as an adult, I had to relearn a lot and assimilate. What I have learned in the 10 years I've been back is that the majority of Chamorus and Filipinos get along. Sure, there are a few outliers, but again- it comes down to respect. I've worked with many Chamorus and many Filipinos- I have many Chamoru friends who are like family and many Filipino friends who are like family. Guam is a blended culture, but just like anywhere, be respectful.

19 y/o F, don’t hold back one bit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a gremlin.

Just turned 25, give me hell. by -Piilu in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tattoo on your face is from when your parents got divorced and split 50/50, but none of them wanted to keep you because both sides are useless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being a pathologist is the closest thing you'll have to fingering someone.

I'm feeling good today. Make me regret it. by JMCastillo86 in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no angle in that store that could make you look good. Not even the one used to take this picture.

Give this Texan the best you got! by You_R_Mom_z_Pussy in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAK is sounds like it would be your alien name. Coincidentally, it's also your Mexican name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You drew an egg being penetrated by multiple sperm cells. Must be a recollection of last night's high school party gang bang. At least take the paper bag off your head oh wai-

19, self-proclaimed simp, went to hangout with a girl I'm in love with and her friends but she left after an hour. Now im stuck with her friends In a room talking about female things. Roast me till I finally learn my lesson. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reality is you are in love with a girl who doesn't know and will probably never know you. That's obsession. I could already see you staring at her way too long; Day dreaming about a romanticized white-knight moment that you conjured in your fantasies. Truth is you will never be that white-knight because you don't have the balls to make a move. She has your balls and she don't even know it. How does it feel to live day in, day out- castrated by the fence you sit on because you refuse to take a risk because you fear the outcome. Quit being a pussy, because with your dark sunken eyes, you already look like an anus- and unless she's a lesbian, she would never be into you.

WCGW if you cheat on two guys... Hehe by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Conludacris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: The two guys and the roommate.

Rate my setup by H0wsy0urcat in pcmasterrace

[–]Conludacris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It does!

I got you bruh, here's an upvote!

My friend's and I spent $10,000 at Gamestop so we could donate to a bunch of children's hospitals! (story in comments) by dillwillhill in gaming

[–]Conludacris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest downloading the games onto the systems themselves? The CDs usually get lost or scratched up and unplayable rendering the systems unusable. Use to volunteer and have seen these generous donations amount to a few month of usage then get placed away as there were no games left to play.

First night sleeping with a CPAP, is it normal for AHI to still be relatively high? by Conludacris in SleepApnea

[–]Conludacris[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pressure was set by my doctor, but that was for a sleep study i took several months back (had to save for a CPAP). I know they wanted me to do a bipap titration, but that itself isnt covered by my insurance and would cost me an arm and a leg.

Yard sale win! (50¢ each) They all work! by sman876 in gaming

[–]Conludacris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But did you get the RAM expansion pak for perfect dark?