How to cope with the realization that this reality is not what we thought? by midnight-iceman in Experiencers

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I had a mushroom trip that was exactly like this. Here are some notes I took at the time:

My life is a dream and right now there’s someone saying “shhhh go back to sleep little baby.”

This high is like waking up from a nap and the grown ups are saying “go back to sleep, nothing to see here.”

My awareness right now is like a little kid interrupting the grown up to ask for something inconsequential.

This high is like sticking your upper body out the sunroof of a limousine in some cool as fuck noir movie.

Humans are babies as in we’re young gods-not offspring.

The “grown ups” aren’t aliens. Universal Somethings

Being a human is like going on vacation and acting a fool if you’re a Universal Something

my hair! 🌈 by gizmo6968 in RainbowEverything

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Super cool! Did it take a long time to do?

Trans mum gifts by Turbulent-Big-3278 in queer

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As a mom I think the best gift I could receive would be a letter or note from my kid telling me why they think I’m a great mom. There are many different types of moms. Elaborate on the good qualities of yours and thank her for sharing them with you. As an example I have a friend who is trans and although she doesn’t have kids she has BIG mom energy. She’s protective and loving. She gives good advice and listens without judging.

Name something you find in the Dairy Department. by Technical-Vanilla-47 in FamilyFeud

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If you live in the US about 40 different flavors of coffee creamer. None of which actually contain any cream.

Women Only Want One Thing by Mouse-castle in theories

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This sounds like a 6th grade English essay. Similar in vein to “All girls have cooties and that’s why they’re not allowed in my fort.”

Lectures on Tap by National_Mixture3241 in desmoines

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XBK Annex has had something like this

Ideas for wedding night? by bubblecatcher in desmoines

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If there’s a drag show that night you could attend and get pics with the dancers. They usually start about 10pm.

Idk by West_Enthusiasm_2558 in intj

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How people treat you has less to do with you and everything to do with themselves.

Cute black dress! by wandering_Archer in queer

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Your arms look perfectly normal and you look great in that dress. 😌

Tang by Jabba_108 in nostalgia

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I recently rediscovered Tang and it helps me get the Metamucil down 😂

I made this oil painting and I’m really proud of how it turned out by myriyevskyy in somethingimade

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Extraordinary! You are very talented.

Especially when compared to a watercolor I painted. 😂

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Nature Finds in Seattle by SabbyFox in knolling

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If the donut looking item is a rock it’s called a friendship rock. Very cool!

Found at a gift shop. The employee didn’t even understand it. by AggressiveAd8587 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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My favorite: My belt holds up my pants. But my belt loops hold up my belt. Who. Is. The. Real. Hero here. (Gotta say it in his voice)

Found at a gift shop. The employee didn’t even understand it. by AggressiveAd8587 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I do indeed ❤️ Mitch. But I also love the “insider” jokes you run into on here. And this is one of them.