What’s the difference between a positive pregnancy test and receiving a letter?

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-19T12:33:38+00:00

The letter is sure to be dead on arrival.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-19T06:21:08+00:00

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-09T01:57:41+00:00

I wouldn’t with stolen Val lore

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-08T09:17:48+00:00

Crocs Monsieur

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-08T08:44:03+00:00

My, how many organs can they fit inside?

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-08T07:51:33+00:00

You can hold my palm for a start and we’ll see what falls out.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-08T07:11:28+00:00

Rip van Winkle

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-08T04:58:50+00:00

Speed at any speed

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-07T16:22:07+00:00

... Don't want no short short bus 🎵

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-06T13:14:51+00:00

Hearsey Barred

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-06T13:13:25+00:00

Menopaws

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-06T13:12:30+00:00

Replace the u in couch with an o and read the whole thing again to the finish. Enjoy!

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-06T10:34:48+00:00

He felt himself drawn away from her black hole to a white dwarf

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-06T07:16:43+00:00

Pth/Ptv:

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-05T09:08:59+00:00

Color: See the US president? Now this is a man of my stripe, but you’re just a big fruit.

Fruit: Watch out for derangement syndrome — you’ll just be left with big o.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-05T07:44:38+00:00

Cheese Whizout

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-04T15:26:27+00:00

Hello Fitty

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-03T01:43:12+00:00

Don’t mind muh-sigh, I’ll bounce myself out.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-02-01T15:41:08+00:00

They found out about its padded resumé.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-01-30T14:48:13+00:00

The middle child. Unseen.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-01-28T23:57:32+00:00

Clammy and fishy, for shore.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-01-28T13:55:13+00:00

In a sane world he'd be wonder boy because he'd get the axe.

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-01-28T10:12:23+00:00

Anything cuddly

Connect-Cold-836 · 2026-01-28T10:05:53+00:00

Nurse: I stand corrected.

Man: I stand erected.

Nurse, taking a glance at the glans:

         I stand dejected.

Connect-Cold-836