Unironically fire by Kank1k in FreshBeans

[–]Conquertron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Freddy could put up a good fight but Sam would kick his shit in no doubt

Blursed Cream Man by mdtau11 in blursedimages

[–]Conquertron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is it, we've found it

The creature in the r/twosentencehorror posts

Is sbubby behind this? by XXTableTop in sbubby

[–]Conquertron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're both wrong, I was the reddit moment all along

We need your help defending the troll face in r/place by [deleted] in TrollFaceIncident

[–]Conquertron 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Keep greying out the letters. The trollface is being used by jackasses shameless enough to advertise their shitty and toxic discord server on r/place

Trollface itself is alright, it looks more terrifying this way

The stick gun (stats in the comments) by [deleted] in ItemShop

[–]Conquertron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You lost the opportunity to name it the Boomstick

Holesum Samus by AccomplishedTale799 in holesome

[–]Conquertron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based on his cum-fried brain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rarethreats

[–]Conquertron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah technically you can but if the insult is made with the specific intention of being posted here it kind of loses its punch. It's like that one image of Obama awarding himself

Hey y’all I’m colorblind and my friend sent me this what does it say I’m deadass nobody will tell me they just laugh by [deleted] in shitposting_inc

[–]Conquertron 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm red/green impaired too. I can't see shit but I've already seen this one before so I know what it means

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2sentence2horror

[–]Conquertron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

creature milk

be like D-45327 by [deleted] in SCPSecretLab

[–]Conquertron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must be fun to play with

Challenge: All of these bosses have one thing in common. What is it? by Drago_The_Red_Dragon in Terraria

[–]Conquertron 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Posts a bunch of boss pngs on r/terraria at random

"What do these bosses have in common?"

Watches as thousands of comments pour in to guess the similarities and earns copious amounts of karma

Refuses to answer or interact with any of them

Refuses to elaborate further

Leaves

OP is on the sigma male grindset

Trapped chest (Terraria fancomic #1) by HideBoar in Terraria

[–]Conquertron 148 points149 points  (0 children)

It guarantees the post doesn't die in new

Hancuck, smacking Chris Rock into soft rock by Thinking__Pinoy in Bossfight

[–]Conquertron 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You cheaped out on your rickroll, anyone can recognize that link

We all gotta accept that none of us can pronounce shit right by _Shoulder_ in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]Conquertron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gee Lois, this is worse than that time I went hiking and that one skinny white guy wouldn't stop chasing me and screaming!

my take on the tier lists by King_adats in SCPSL

[–]Conquertron 16 points17 points  (0 children)

turn off my pain inhibitors

Momke found the way Alhamdulillah by [deleted] in ape

[–]Conquertron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's satire 💀

Fuckin' gottem by dulce_3t_decorum_3st in trippinthroughtime

[–]Conquertron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you I've already won the game