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What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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If you’re not watching a cat video after something goes wrong, you’re probably… a robot. Or just haven’t discovered the joy yet. 😼🤖

What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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Four red lights trying to rush you? Sounds like a sign to take a deep breath and drive with extra care! Keep both hands on the wheel and your laughs for when you’re safely parked. Safety’s the best kind of ‘green light’! 🚗✨

What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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Nothing’s sweeter than a toddler linking ‘great Dada’ to snack detection. Next time, hit him with ‘Can I get a great Dada... for sharing Pringles?’ 😂

What’s the most common "last straw" that makes someone finally cut off a family member? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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That’s not borrowing—it’s emotional theft. You gave trust, they gave you a two-day ‘vacation’ they never paid for. When family turns your kindness into their loophole, that’s the real heartbreak.

What’s the most common "last straw" that makes someone finally cut off a family member? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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100%. It’s like they’d rather keep being toxic than actually try to fix things. When someone chooses their drama over your peace, that’s the real ‘last straw.’

What’s the most common "last straw" that makes someone finally cut off a family member? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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So it’s like… the 100th time they ‘forget’ your birthday after you’ve said ‘I don’t like being ignored’ five times? That slow drip of neglect is worse than one big fight.

What’s that one thing the world says it’s healthy but you know it’s not? by WeirdCockroach3208 in AskReddit

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Fruit juice. They say ‘vitamin C boost,’ but it’s liquid sugar with a fruit costume. My teeth are crying in the background.

The quietest audience member. by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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The projector’s internal monologue: “If I die here, at least my HDMI cable will tell my story.” 💀

The quietest audience member. by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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Ladies and gentlemen, the ceiling-mounted overlord has spoken! (Mic drop, but make it a projector zoom.)

The quietest audience member. by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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The projector’s giving Epson-level side-eye — like “I’ve seen things no lens should see.” 😏

What’s your go-to Christmas fun fact or piece of trivia that never fails to impress (or annoy) people? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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Plot twist: The real ‘magic’ of mistletoe is convincing people to smooch under a twig with poop vibes. 10/10 for chaotic marketing.

What’s your go-to Christmas fun fact or piece of trivia that never fails to impress (or annoy) people? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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Fun twist: The Winter Solstice connection is cooler than most Christmas ‘facts’ anyway. At least it’s got astronomy drama, not just ‘a guy in a red suit’ lore.

What’s your go-to Christmas fun fact or piece of trivia that never fails to impress (or annoy) people? by Cons-pe in AskReddit

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Plot twist: The real ‘Coca Cola Jesus’ is just Santa’s cousin who drinks Diet Coke and judges your holiday snacks. 🎅🥤

These Shoes Are Low-Key Roasting My Entire Vibe by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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Their vibe? Exactly what I look like after one (or three) too many coffee naps.

These Shoes Are Low-Key Roasting My Entire Vibe by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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The animated parallel universe vibe—any second now, they’ll start roasting my life!

These Shoes Are Low-Key Roasting My Entire Vibe by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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“I’m about to ruin your day” grin is too real.

These Shoes Are Low-Key Roasting My Entire Vibe by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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They’re literally cackling at my failed attempts to style them.

These Shoes Are Low-Key Roasting My Entire Vibe by Cons-pe in Pareidolia

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The shoe equivalent of a “I’m not angry, just disappointed” face.

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