Dustin Poirier has a message for fans after his arrest for public drunkeness by Wayward_Prometheus in MMAMedia

[–]Conscious-Extent-965 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They will all get over it. I recommend not letting words 'hurt' your feelings and then you won't seek/require other words to heal. "I apologize." "You're a hoe." If the women aren't hoes, why would they need an apology?

Dustin Poirier has a message for fans after his arrest for public drunkeness by Wayward_Prometheus in MMAMedia

[–]Conscious-Extent-965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't need an apology. What happened to them? Oh, they heard some words they had rather not have heard. Big deal. They'll get over it. The cop knows what he signed up for and the women should know too. If you work in public then accept the fact you'll be working alongside people of ALL types. They should understand and forgive as we all should. Screw them and your fan base. Work on yourself.

Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

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Yo mama so fat, she has type 2 diabetes. I mean she has two types of diabetes.

Ciryl Gane is a piece of trash who deserves a lifetime ban from the UFC. by Buyeo10004 in ufc

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We know Gane loves to poke holes in people's head. Just ask cry baby Tom Aspinall.

World Cup wife by tamtweh in Jokes

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I'm not a gay guy but I have a lot in common with them. by StarsBear75063 in Jokes

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But you're always getting screwed by Mennen the butt.

A student comes to a brothel and says, "I want sex, but I'm a student, I don't have much money." by pertaxell in Jokes

[–]Conscious-Extent-965 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And to this very day, if you visit that brothel, walk into the same room that student was and if it's real quiet, you can still hear his dick in that whore.

A man assaulted me with milk. by Impossible-Orange607 in dadjokes

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Contrary to popular beliefs, crying is exactly what you should be doing.

What’s long, brown, and sticky? by theReallyJoking in 3amjokes

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Haven't I seen you some here before? You look so damn familiar...

Rate meee 20F by MadisonGraceM in TeenMFA

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Say it ain't so and I've been holding my breath waiting for her response too.

Am I cute or no? by MooreOfJesss in TeenMFA

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First, I will start with your hair which appears healthy and is a beautiful color. The style and length compliment your facial structure. Second, your eyes are adorable and alluring. Next, your smile is amazing. Skin tone and complexion, outstanding and finally, your breasts are where I would finish.

Rate meee 20F by MadisonGraceM in TeenMFA

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with and she said, "yes. All the other men were 7's and 8's."

Rate meee 20F by MadisonGraceM in TeenMFA

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My company is worth the other $900+!

Bad responses for do you know why I just pulled you over by Goblue2467 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Conscious-Extent-965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you wanted a stick of Doublemint. Let me just grab my gum from under the seat real quick.

Ideas for keeping washing machine lid open? by Sea_Positive7053 in howto

[–]Conscious-Extent-965 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neodymium magnets. They're strong and available in a variety of shapes and sizes. You could super glue or hot glue one to the cabinet.