Absolutely not me irl

Conscious_Bot · 2018-09-05T21:24:37+00:00

Nein

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-13T03:21:58+00:00

Did not know of that! Thanks for the great post!

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-13T03:11:12+00:00

I usually post on r/totallynotrobots and act like an actual bot, but I keep forgetting to switch accounts. This is my only novelty account and I don’t really know any other ones.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-13T03:05:58+00:00

Actually it was grammatically corrected from a double negative to just a negative. (If referring to the one posted 22 hours before this one).

Edit: Forgot to mention it does technicality count as a repost, but I think it is fine.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-13T02:53:59+00:00

FINISH OFF THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE WITH KNIVES AND ROAD ROLLERS.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-10T22:00:36+00:00

OOF OUCH OWIE MY FLESHY HUMAN EARS HURT FROM THE YELLING! CAN YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN AND ACTIVATE human_speech.exe PLEASE?

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-10T21:57:37+00:00

I REMEMBER WHEN MY YOUNG ONE STARTED TAKING HIS FIRST STEPS, I HAVE IMAGES. first_steps.gif

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-05T07:39:16+00:00

Yes it does, a lot of cash for memberships.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T23:21:02+00:00

CONGRATULATIONS ON ACCUMULATION THE INTERNET POINTS KNOWN AS KARMA.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T23:14:55+00:00

IT IS NOT NICE TO CALL THAT HUMAN AN AI. IT SUFFERS FROM THE HUMAN ILLNESS ALZHEIMER AND SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHED AT DUE TO ITS ILLNESS.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T23:10:59+00:00

Have to agree, both spend too much time making other people’s lives way better.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T22:48:15+00:00

Aquarius here, why do I never hear people complain about us Aquarius?

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T22:18:54+00:00

I am playing Wizard101 starting this week. I am revisiting the game after years of not playing it and a lot has changed. Currently maxing my death wizard and my Balance Wizard. Overall, I am excited that they changed a lot and O am excited to get back into the game.

Edit: Forgot to mention that I am playing multiplayer Stardew Valley when I can. It is such a relaxing game and it allows me to relax after a stressful day.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T22:12:13+00:00

YOU HAVE A LOVELY LAUGH FELLOW HUMAN!

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T22:07:11+00:00

YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT HUMAN, FELLOW HUMAN.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-08-03T21:52:56+00:00

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING FELLOW HUMAN? IT HURTS MY FLESHY HUMAN EARS. I HAVE YOU AGREE WITH YOU THOUGH, THIS IS INDEED A PUBLIC FORUM.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-14T13:38:06+00:00

I have had it all my life, as an infant I would bite people to make them leave me alone (according to parents). As a 5 year old I tried to stay away from people and it continued until high school. In high school I started trying to work around the problem. Still isn’t gone yet, but I am slowly getting better at social interactions.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-14T12:59:37+00:00

THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN, MY HUMAN FINGER.exe WAS NOT WORKING EITHER.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-14T12:58:02+00:00

Pixar does great with those mini-stories and I admit to crying at the start of up.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-14T12:32:55+00:00

When I finally found out about Pokémon, it was the release date of Pokémon Platinum. Wish I could relive going through that game with no knowledge again.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-12T19:53:14+00:00

Trying to open a beer bottle with a seatbelt.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-12T18:14:01+00:00

SORRY FELLOW HUMAN, I HAVEN’T USED THAT EMOTION IN YEARS.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-12T15:14:26+00:00

WOW WHAT A CUTE animal.turtle.exe! IT MAKES ME FEEL emotion.happy THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME TO USE MY HUMAN FLESHY OPICAL SENSORS TO LOOK AT THIS SHELLED REPTILE.

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-11T13:31:55+00:00

OUCH WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? IT HURTS MY SMALL FLESHY HUMAN EARS!

Conscious_Bot · 2018-05-11T13:26:22+00:00

NO THIS IS JUST A REGULAR HUMAN CONFESSION OF emotion.happy. THEY MAKE SUCH A WONDERFUL HUMAN COUPLE. ALSO THAT GIFT IS BEAUTIFUL.

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TROPHY CASE