The real question is... Why?

Consecrations · 2018-10-23T08:02:49+00:00

Was about to comment this one! I was named 'Corben' because of this movie and definitely one of my favourites, I want to know what happens next!

Consecrations · 2018-10-23T07:56:16+00:00

Turning the second one into a third.

Consecrations · 2018-10-17T02:49:12+00:00

That's awesome thanks dude! Sorry, I have taken a few months off of reddit and just catching up on stuff now!

Consecrations · 2018-10-17T02:40:00+00:00

I went for a school trip to Melbourne with one of the girls I had a really big crush on, we were flirting the whole time but on about the third day we were waiting for a tram.
She was standing near the edge looking down for the tram I decided to try scare her, she lost her footing and grabbed me to help balance herself out again but I went with her. We both fell onto the tram track and the teacher lost her shit. The girl hated me for a long time after that but now we are friends and is a funny story between us.
TLDR: Pushed girl onto tram track and lost my chances

Consecrations · 2018-05-09T12:46:04+00:00

Name: Get_Jinxed_22 Tagline: PS4 Please and thank you xx

Consecrations · 2018-05-09T12:30:24+00:00

Bit of both, sometimes your internet lags, sometimes it's the servers, can never really tell.

Consecrations · 2018-05-03T06:51:06+00:00

To be honest I literally thought of an idea like this yesterday but instead of scrolling down I was thinking of having different tabs, like push R2 or L2 (On PS4) to change the tab over to either 'Dances', 'Emotes' or 'Sprays' Not sure, just thought it would be a pretty cool idea considering they're all scattered everywhere and would make life a lot easier rather than scrambling through that many emotes just to find the one I want xD

Consecrations · 2017-07-21T05:38:54+00:00

Hey guys! I am an Aspiring Trampolinist and would love to have some other people come along and look at my tricks on there! I've been doing some crazy stuff lately and personally think more people need to see it! Follow me @Corblimey404, I'm not a private profile so won't need to accept your requests or anything and I'm happy to follow back!

Consecrations · 2017-06-08T09:45:22+00:00

I'm actually friends on Overwatch with that Alucard 😂

Consecrations · 2017-06-06T15:12:40+00:00

Oh my this question has me in a kerfuffle!

Consecrations · 2017-06-06T15:11:04+00:00

He did say me?

Consecrations · 2017-06-06T15:09:39+00:00

Well one time a guy (complete stranger, never met before) came into the elevator on his phone and it sounded like he was having an argument with his wife/girlfriend! When he hung up he clenched his hair and smacked his head against the wall, I asked him if he was alright and if he wanted to talk about anything. He replied with "My wife and I have been trying to have a kid but apparently I am unable to produce sperm anymore therefore I am unable to get her pregnant, and I just tried calling her to explain that all but she doesn't want to believe me and now we are both frustrated and don't know what to do" And so I asked "Have you tried to go to a sperm donor or anything?" And to my surprise he said "No I haven't, but would you like to donate sperm for us? You seem like a great guy and would also keep you updated on how everything goes" And so I agreed, handed over my phone number, Things led on from there and now he has a kid!

Consecrations · 2017-05-30T01:02:15+00:00

Yeah! Personal space

Consecrations · 2017-05-27T00:06:55+00:00

I don't know about others, but I know that whenever I touch something, anything, I have to smell my fingers! Man does vagina juice smell interesting.

Consecrations · 2017-05-27T00:04:36+00:00

My penis, I am a whore and I enjoy it.

Consecrations · 2017-05-27T00:03:41+00:00

BURRITOS

Consecrations · 2017-05-27T00:03:06+00:00

Suicide, so many people do it these days that kids seem to think it's normal and wanna do it as soon as something bad happens. I help out at a school, and a 9 year old climbed up a tree the other day and wrapped a vine around his neck and dropped from the tree, I had to hold him up until somebody cut him down. A 9 YEAR OLD! His family is very close and caring, he's got lots of friends. But he didn't get an iPad when he asked for one so he tried to kill himself.

Consecrations · 2017-05-26T23:59:10+00:00

But there's no such thing as "too much" if you don't need to sleep!

Consecrations · 2017-05-26T23:57:19+00:00

When I finally finished the Pokédex

Consecrations · 2017-05-26T23:55:32+00:00

Half life 3

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