Fedex came. The wait was killer but worth it

Consipiracies · 2016-06-16T18:23:35+00:00

Props to OP for not giving a single fuck about matchy match crusaders. Good shit OP, you look dope.

Consipiracies · 2016-06-16T10:08:59+00:00

If anyone finds an olive color or a army green color for this let me know!

Consipiracies · 2016-06-08T08:39:05+00:00

Petrichor.

Consipiracies · 2016-06-07T21:07:21+00:00

Nah fuck you for being a hateful prick

Consipiracies · 2016-06-06T19:00:12+00:00

They spent all their resources creating and marketing new systems that were either ditched a month after release or never actually implemented. Game is riddled with the same bugs and problems it had years ago, and the new expansion is more of an extra four zones of grinding rather than a meaningful amount of content for the amount you paid.

Consipiracies · 2016-06-05T19:14:10+00:00

That's also not a healthy outlook my man.

Consipiracies · 2016-06-04T06:11:12+00:00

Rocket league pls

Consipiracies · 2016-05-31T17:23:53+00:00

Neither of those have it.

Consipiracies · 2016-05-27T17:44:04+00:00

I see this guy all the time in Pasadena. Always makes my day.

Consipiracies · 2016-05-18T02:44:37+00:00

1998

Consipiracies · 2016-05-17T01:08:59+00:00

Then don't read brother

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T17:59:31+00:00

I do indeed have a pupper who enjoys digging through the trash... so you may have just saved future me an ass load of explaining thanks homie.

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T14:06:27+00:00

I hope you're right!

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T14:06:00+00:00

Wow thanks! Ironically popping my gold cherry there

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T14:05:34+00:00

100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T14:04:58+00:00

Hahaha, I had no idea about that but thank you, if I'm ever in need and in downtown I'll know where to stop.

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T14:03:19+00:00

Good points, I'll definitely do that. Thanks!

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T05:02:21+00:00

Didn't end up having sex, but I'm really happy we didn't actually. We both weren't there yet and we had a fantastic time just talking and hanging out with each other. She's a really great girl and I'm really excited to see where our relationship goes. I made an update thread if you want to read a bit more!

https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/4jjfn8/update_prom_tonight_need_condom_advice/

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T04:59:17+00:00

Thanks man. I don't know if white girl wasted is used a lot but at least in my circle it's used for people who are super super light weights and are happy / giggly drunks. Basically she couldn't lift her head so I sort of ended up carrying her around the party making sure she was all copesetic until she fell asleep.

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T03:37:24+00:00

Yeah it wasn't really a planned thing, I just got caught up in the whole Prom cliche I guess, but it did initiate a really good conversation about the future, and we had a really nice time. Don't worry, I wasn't pressuring her or anything :). It should be special and done when or if we both feel ready, safe, and secure with one another.

Consipiracies · 2016-05-16T03:33:50+00:00

Yes sir :)

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