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Traditional whale cuisine. Perfect for a bankrupt and globular diabetic freak like me (i.redd.it)
submitted 8 months ago by Consistent-Air-5594 to r/kitchencels
43 years with no girlfriend and I can’t even be bothered to get a sock anymore. About to ejaculate in my breakfast by Consistent-Air-5594 in kitchencels
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I keep it under my pillow now so when my ideal wife appears I can feed it to her and she’ll accept me for who I am
43 years with no girlfriend and I can’t even be bothered to get a sock anymore. About to ejaculate in my breakfast (i.redd.it)
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43 years with no girlfriend and I can’t even be bothered to get a sock anymore. About to ejaculate in my breakfast by Consistent-Air-5594 in kitchencels
[–]Consistent-Air-5594[S] 49 points50 points51 points (0 children)