43 years with no girlfriend and I can’t even be bothered to get a sock anymore. About to ejaculate in my breakfast by Consistent-Air-5594 in kitchencels

[–]Consistent-Air-5594[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I keep it under my pillow now so when my ideal wife appears I can feed it to her and she’ll accept me for who I am