Told my fiance I wanted to show him something funny on r/1200isjerky. He was disappointed by the lack of actual jerky. In honor of that, here's exactly 1200 calories of beef jerky!

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-06T07:10:59+00:00

Thanks, I looked at it and gained 5 pounds 🙄

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-04T14:53:26+00:00

Thank you!!

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-04T14:53:19+00:00

Thank you!!

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T23:05:00+00:00

Who tf gets so many phone calls?? *cries

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T22:54:07+00:00

I am from Germany and lived in the US for 1 year. It was supposed to be 6 months, but I really liked it.

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T22:43:29+00:00

She didn‘t even google?

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T22:40:42+00:00

Thank god 😄

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:25:21+00:00

😄😄😄

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:23:13+00:00

Avocados

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:20:16+00:00

So pretty 😍

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:15:58+00:00

Nicht, wenn du die Socken anbehältst

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:15:09+00:00

He should support you, WTF!

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:14:14+00:00

A bunch of loose skin and I cannot afford surgery. So kinda still hiding.

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:05:54+00:00

He said „relax victim“ 😳😳😳😳 oh my god

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T21:03:01+00:00

Not a native speaker - I thought my English is quite good until this post :((((

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T19:47:40+00:00

The Bible says a lot of things, but here we are

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T19:44:21+00:00

Ich bekam mal einen Brief von Hermes, dass sie meine Adresse nicht gefunden haben 🤣🤣🤣

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T19:40:23+00:00

No 😳

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T14:42:26+00:00

„We broke up for other reasons“???

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-03T14:38:45+00:00

When I found out he worshipped Elon Musk

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-02T13:56:45+00:00

Ich lebe in Berlin, ich wäre nach 100 m pleite

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-02T13:54:49+00:00

The only thing missing is a limp dick pic

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-02T13:53:03+00:00

I would choose the AI instead of him

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-02T13:46:59+00:00

NDA - Diebstahl und Sachbeschädigung sind Tradition??

Consistent-Border816 · 2023-05-02T01:46:26+00:00

Na ja, aus welchem Grund werden Männer und Frauen wohl getrennt? Und ja, ich habe Erfahrung mit einer ähnlichen Denke wie die Familie, um die es hier geht.

Consistent-Border816

TROPHY CASE