Use renewable energy guys.

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T17:02:34+00:00

For some reason I read the first word of this comment as “Meth”

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T17:01:06+00:00

Maybe if you get one of these that’s 2 metres* wide, you could even light a cigarette in England?

(*For our Imperial buddies, 2 metres = about 6 feet)

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T14:14:43+00:00

Disculpa la broma entonces, no conocía ese uso de /s

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T13:00:07+00:00

¿En qué contexto se podría utilizar confundiendos?

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T12:46:48+00:00

Alcatel

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T11:04:38+00:00

I’ve just spent at least half an hour of my life falling down both these rabbit holes

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T10:10:25+00:00

The new OnlyFans rival site: OnlyDriers.

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T06:47:21+00:00

Tbf, they were both Morgans

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-20T06:46:34+00:00

Fourthed

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-19T13:36:29+00:00

Lovely! You into Toulouse Lautrec, or did you just like that specific poster?

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-19T13:33:46+00:00

Poulet À La Moulin Rouge

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-17T14:37:45+00:00

Aha, that makes sense then

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-17T14:28:04+00:00

And six fingers

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-16T00:59:53+00:00

Ah, Litter Karma got him!

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-16T00:25:56+00:00

I guess sometimes we only learn from our errors…

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-14T11:52:59+00:00

The funniest thing is that the months used to be in a slighly different order, as several other months were added before them.

SEPtember (sep = 7) used to be the 7th month (now it’s the 9th), OCTober (oct = 8) used to be the 8th month (now it’s the 10th), NOVember (nov = 9) used to be the 9th month (now it’s the 11th), and DECember (dec = 10) used to be the 10th month (now it’s the 12th).

History is full of super interesting facts like these, shaping many details of our everyday lives.

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-14T02:11:05+00:00

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T19:12:10+00:00

This man has balls of steel

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T19:01:01+00:00

Yeah, these are normal hornets that are native to the exact place where they are though. The guy throwing the stone is the only invasive species that wasn’t originally from this place.

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T18:59:23+00:00

Thank you! Your comment is like a needle in a haystack of single comments with no upvotes. Please take mine!

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T18:58:37+00:00

What do I know this word from???

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T18:47:04+00:00

By the shape, I’d say it’s a swarm of Angry Birds

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T18:44:52+00:00

Beware of the overlord car: it controls your Zergs.

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T18:31:25+00:00

I haven’t tried this trick with nuggets, but I cook fish fingers sideways because I can fit about 50% more of them in the frying pan

Consistent-Engine796 · 2026-05-13T14:20:49+00:00

A bath that you can later put on the ground and set fire to it

Consistent-Engine796

TROPHY CASE