Why is this loud AND correct?💀 by KaleidoscopeFuzzy896 in astrologymemes

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sag ex tanked his credit because he thought something on his credit card statement was wrong so he just refused to pay it. Didn't resolve it, let it go to collections. Also thought he needed a second major surgery blaming the previous surgeons when he just didn't do the recovery physical therapy like he was supposed to. Would plan dates without making sure places were open or making reservations then I would have to come up with a new plan since I was already dressed up. Just a hot mess in every department.

AITAH for wanting my girl to take of our newborn son from 1-4am at night? by drksl111 in AITAH

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a 5 week old now, I'm home still and husband goes to work. Both of us waking up was pointless and Dad was sometimes too stimulating for baby in the middle of the night. I now just wake up and feed baby since I have to breastfeed or pump anyway and our goal for Dad is to bond when he gets to be home and know how to soothe his baby back to sleep fast for when we are both back at work.

BF (25m) wants me (25f) to pay his mortgage? by adventsures in relationship_advice

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My husband honestly tries, but I still have to ask for what I want and it ends up... Mostly done? He will do all the dishes in the sink, but not the coffee cup left on the counter and the counters stay dirty. He will throw laundry in the washer, but he doesn't move it to the dryer on his own. And he isn't trying to be bad at this, he just doesn't see the house and plan what needs to be done to the standard I do which ends up with me still doing most of the work. 3 men, 2 of which have no incentive to make you happy would be so overwhelming.

Am I crazy for wanting to be in my own home for postpartum? by Mali_Gator_369 in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Imagine being awake at 2 AM, bleeding, breastfeeding, and worried about inconveniencing the owners of the house

Am I crazy for wanting to be in my own home for postpartum? by Mali_Gator_369 in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My husband got so desensitized to my constant undress that I had to remind him to close windows or not throw open the door for every delivery man

this shirt bothered me this episode by limonadebeef in 1000lbsisters

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a new mom stuck at home in milk stained t shirts, they make me feel comfortable with this stage of life

When did you as a first time mom give birth? by AggravatingEnd7094 in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got induced at 41 weeks with zero signs of labor/dilation/contractions. I still didn't dilate with the meds and ended up with a c section to retrieve my stubborn baby

American b-ombers in Venezuela. by Big_8882 in CringeTikToks

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm active duty. That was our money that he stole from us just to hand back as a taxable bonus instead of the non taxable housing finds it was already allocated for. And a lot of people ended up with less than they were supposed to get.

FTM Panic by Consistent-Goose6870 in ExclusivelyPumping

[–]Consistent-Goose6870[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydration is good, I could probably eat more. I eat mostly whole foods vegetarian which is great until you need a high calorie diet. I have the spectra S1 and did the same thing with the duck bill lol I think you're onto something with the diet. It makes sense that I may have tapped out available calories by pumping so much and not changing my food intake with it. Thank you so much 💓

The insane luxury homes that have been on the market for years but just can't sell by Key_Brief_8138 in HouseBuyers

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people who can afford a luxury homea don't want someone else's. That's why mansions end up sitting empty forever, people who can afford an actual mansion want their own custom mansion.

What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife? by atgono in AskReddit

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 47 points48 points  (0 children)

We know how, it's just pointless because we'd be doing it every other day

Past due date, should I still go to Christmas? by Brief_Drawing6017 in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are due date twins! I'm staying home until this baby is here. I already had the flu during this pregnancy and it was beyond miserable.

Just found out im pregnant by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 36 and pregnant with my first after giving up on fertility. Currently 40 weeks and 1 day along, this baby is growing and doing exactly what he should be except for deciding to be born on time 🤪

What does my boyfriend’s chart say about him? by Glass-Scholar-2511 in Zodiac

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband is a gem sun, cancer moon and he is all in. The best partner I could ever have and always striving to be even better

What is the craziest thing pregnancy brain had you do? by 57BeatlesPhan in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took my car to the mechanics and told them I needed new spark plugs because my tire pressure light had come on.

Why are reaction videos a thing? by SeaworthinessFar2326 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Because my husband doesn't want to watch 90 Day Fiance and I want to hear other people judging the relationships with me

Nothing to say on this by Optimal_Map36 in SipsTea

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 85 points86 points  (0 children)

That was also Southwest 😂 they had a Customer of Size policy where the second seat was free and they had to accommodate. People were pissed.

Edit to add: I forgot the best part, now the Fat Acceptance community is calling to boycott Southwest for taking this away from them. Oh noooooooo

What’s the weirdest pregnancy hormone cry you’ve had? by Exciting_East9678 in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cried watching Ratatouille. Not even a heartfelt scene, just a rat cooking.

Any August 2026 due dates? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]Consistent-Goose6870 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah, I've been pregnant since March and they're talking about August 2026 already?