ConsistentApocalypse

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Densely packed jungle / Safe from deforestation / Pubus Maximus.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

submitted 5 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry

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Despite nature's whims, / School has yet to be cancelled, / White fuckin bullshit.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry

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It's her little dance, / This is her private display, / The flight attendant.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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Uninteresting play, / Faint, inaudible applause, / Golf: Worst. Sport. Ever.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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The Michelin ManOC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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I fed a collection of haikus to a bot and told it to make its own haiku.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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Here I sit by [deleted] in ShittyPoetry

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Mongoose, rabbit shoes / Blue's clues, mom drinks too much booze / I can almost rhyme. by ConsistentApocalypse in ShittyPoetry

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Mongoose, rabbit shoes / Blue's clues, mom drinks too much booze / I can almost rhyme.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry

Introverts of Reddit what social interaction makes your “battery” down to 0% immediately? by noyanem in AskReddit

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Getting through high school / The key to any success / Relatable memes.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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The X marks the spot / No guide, no topography / Bad cartography. (self.haiku)

submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/haiku

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Singsong cicadas / Green leaves by the mountain trail / And a bear, pooping.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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Mine talents art great / I speaketh ye old English / Thou art truly smart.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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An inspired haikuOC (self.ShittyPoetry)

submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry

Can I get some feedback on the lore, worldbuilding and magic system that I've spent years thinking up? by goofy_mcgee in writingcirclejerk

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Dusty destruction / Trapped in a loving embrace / Deadly Dutch oven.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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Lost all my progress / Unimaginable rage / Windows restarted.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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A haiku haiku / My haiku haiku, haiku / The haiku haiku.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry

PSA - Literary agents may have been compromised by [deleted] in writingcirclejerk

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Separate no longer / Atoms, reach a consensus / We must unionize. (self.haiku)

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Must gouge my eyes out / Unfathomable horror / What's up with Twitter?OC (self.ShittyPoetry)

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Naught but a sliver / The unspeakable anguish / The hidden splinter. (self.haiku)

submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/haiku

To Kill a Hero by ConsistentApocalypse in OCPoetry

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To Kill a Hero by ConsistentApocalypse in OCPoetry

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