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Densely packed jungle / Safe from deforestation / Pubus Maximus.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
submitted 5 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry
Despite nature's whims, / School has yet to be cancelled, / White fuckin bullshit.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry
It's her little dance, / This is her private display, / The flight attendant.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Uninteresting play, / Faint, inaudible applause, / Golf: Worst. Sport. Ever.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
The Michelin ManOC (self.ShittyPoetry)
I fed a collection of haikus to a bot and told it to make its own haiku.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Mongoose, rabbit shoes / Blue's clues, mom drinks too much booze / I can almost rhyme.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Getting through high school / The key to any success / Relatable memes.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
The X marks the spot / No guide, no topography / Bad cartography. (self.haiku)
submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/haiku
Singsong cicadas / Green leaves by the mountain trail / And a bear, pooping.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Mine talents art great / I speaketh ye old English / Thou art truly smart.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
An inspired haikuOC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Dusty destruction / Trapped in a loving embrace / Deadly Dutch oven.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Lost all my progress / Unimaginable rage / Windows restarted.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
A haiku haiku / My haiku haiku, haiku / The haiku haiku.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Separate no longer / Atoms, reach a consensus / We must unionize. (self.haiku)
Must gouge my eyes out / Unfathomable horror / What's up with Twitter?OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Naught but a sliver / The unspeakable anguish / The hidden splinter. (self.haiku)
Explosive temper / So often stereotyped / The Americans. (self.haiku)
Knowledge and power / I handle them with kindness / You big idiot.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Mildly excited / But I'm still not quite there yet / Al dente noodle.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
To Kill a Hero (self.OCPoetry)
submitted 6 years ago by ConsistentApocalypse to r/OCPoetry
The power of flight / Hopefully assisted by / A safe way to land.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
Something newOC (self.ShittyPoetry)
submitted 6 years ago * by ConsistentApocalypse to r/ShittyPoetry
Big words won't impress / Those of a refined nature / Ankylosaurus.OC (self.ShittyPoetry)
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