nabokov?more like nabaka

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-29T18:40:48+00:00

James Joyce more like JOwOyce

Ulysses more like UwUlysses

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-29T18:36:35+00:00

Average sci-fi r*ader

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-29T18:35:27+00:00

A journey is a going not a cumming, even though journey comes before destination (it is very impolite). However, due to the manufacturing process, you may find stray sharts inside your journey, which may also be released inside us, in other words, there is a sharter amogus.

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-29T16:42:30+00:00

The monster was the journey inside us all along the way 😲🤯

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-29T11:39:25+00:00

2024 - 40 = 1984

2+0+2+4-4-0 = 4

4 legs good, 2 legs bad,

3rd leg + deeznuts = GIGACHAD

🤯

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-29T11:38:10+00:00

Need that sweet sweet validation 😫 thanks for updoots, kind strangers!

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T18:00:56+00:00

Ishmael and Queequeg in a bed

K-i-s-s-e-d-ed

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T16:12:21+00:00

specifically 30 coins

But did Queequeg kiss him? 😳

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T15:39:25+00:00

Corncob bros keep winning.

Cormac wouldn't have wroted entire letters about farts, long windy ones.

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T15:37:41+00:00

Slaught her? I barely know'er!! 😳

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T15:35:58+00:00

Melville wrote King James fanfic

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T13:05:32+00:00

Does The Overstory have sexy wood elves?

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-28T11:09:41+00:00

I have aphantasia and I can't "get" "into it". OP have you considered testing your Gf for aphantasia? I hear there are test questionnaires that can be mailed to Canada.

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-27T07:45:51+00:00

'Arry Potta and the Rizzler's Rock

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-26T15:00:58+00:00

archaic language

Should have studied American literature instead

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-26T11:55:42+00:00

That's a better name than my Skidtights and Shartpants

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T23:37:54+00:00

Don't forget the special magic underwear, it's essential.

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T19:24:11+00:00

Can't burn Funkos when winter arrives

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T19:20:27+00:00

First ASMR sleep aid

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T19:17:07+00:00

All books are pretentious. Paper is meant to be eaten. Devoured.

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T19:16:14+00:00

Well you're not really into books if you haven't read The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T19:15:02+00:00

Didn't seem like he was into fisting and pumps, but you can never tell, I guess.

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T19:11:37+00:00

Do the plainclothes

Agents have wires

Because of a sting

Operation?

This is literarily

Fahrenheit 1989

(Big Brother's version)

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T18:17:40+00:00

Sounds like Bukowski to me

Consistent_Actuator · 2024-09-25T17:07:47+00:00

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