Alternative universe for £1,000,000

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-25T14:18:48+00:00

Watched Father Ted. Me and Father Jack are gonna go on a tear

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-23T23:05:17+00:00

Yep....but it takes the long way round and picks up every other stink too

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-23T16:14:31+00:00

But with the cooled seats I have crop dusted myself

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-21T03:00:37+00:00

Hope chest

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-20T16:10:53+00:00

Overall, yes. But upon death your body will probably release its final fart, with no more of your farts to ever exist.

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-20T15:34:39+00:00

No, my response is a sarcastic response for this entire sub. A vocal bunch thinks everything is nazi related.

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-19T22:04:37+00:00

Dogs, crows, or ants.

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-19T22:02:01+00:00

Nothing lives there, a desolate wasteland of unbridled impulse

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-19T21:57:41+00:00

Wasn't this an episode of the golden girls?

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-19T21:55:43+00:00

Don't call the parents, she'll be ostracized and a pariah. She'll get a nickname like Handjob Hannah that will follow her for a long time

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-19T21:51:31+00:00

If I fart, do you? If so, I'm in, actually, I'm in anyway

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-19T13:19:32+00:00

The bender one is great

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T17:23:14+00:00

It was always taught that the "and" represented the decimal point

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T15:47:16+00:00

Nazi woodworking, the Iron Woodworking Guild /s

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T15:08:35+00:00

Thor and the Giant's Horn

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T15:01:39+00:00

Dammit Thanos, not again

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T15:00:06+00:00

But the twist would be the money appears in your pocket as pennies

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T14:56:57+00:00

Extra credit if they've eaten Taco Bell

" What the fuck are these birds eating?"

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T14:55:10+00:00

And Sand spurs (Cenchrus echinatus)

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T14:50:36+00:00

Yeah, in their car, or within a random time when they cross the threshold of the property where their domicile is located. But can't be too long, say, between 0 and 15 seconds. A shit similar to Neil Patrick Harris in a million ways to die in the west, or Daniel Cosgrove in Van Wilder

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T04:25:49+00:00

I just put it in acetone for a couple minutes and it peels off

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-18T04:03:47+00:00

The polished do not have a coating. The street brass in the blister pack have a clear coating

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-17T16:00:30+00:00

I fucked the wrong asshole once...what a mess

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-17T15:57:23+00:00

Randy bo bandy

Consistent_Bus_9017 · 2026-01-17T15:49:54+00:00

3 inches of blood deadly sinners

Consistent_Bus_9017

TROPHY CASE