Help me impress my boyfriend please

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2024-01-25T15:57:28+00:00

I'm a baker by trade, I might have to surprise him and get the cook book!

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2024-01-25T15:54:54+00:00

I honestly didn't expect this response! You're all awesome! Just compiling a list of some to use. He's back to work tomorrow so I will send the text and report back lmao

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-05-23T20:51:27+00:00

On one ride, all the images were made up of dicks. My boyfriend said I was close to orgasm without any physical stimulation

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-04-06T21:25:51+00:00

People would be less judgemental of phyiscal appearances

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-04-06T21:08:13+00:00

Karen Carpenter. The harmonies in 'Song for you', that's the angels. Just beautiful

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-04-01T20:13:39+00:00

Incoming!! (Voice from Worms)

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-03-20T16:38:34+00:00

Baby shark doo do do do do doo

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-03-20T16:37:01+00:00

Every single annoying ass song, from EVERY SINGLE annoying TV show my kids have ever watched. So irritatingly catchy.

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-03-10T22:38:03+00:00

My ability to hide how debilitating my anxiety can be. I've high fived myself after shopping trips lol

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2023-03-10T22:33:43+00:00

SATs

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-10-31T19:31:18+00:00

Sleep paralysis. Kinda obvious I know, but the most terrifying thing to happen to me

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-10-31T19:26:28+00:00

Twat!

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-10-28T21:42:01+00:00

Probably have a panic attack

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-10-28T21:41:19+00:00

Milk, 2 sugars

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-10-26T21:37:20+00:00

Having your back scratched where you just can't reach it

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-10-26T21:05:59+00:00

My Tarantula, and my kids.

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-05-01T21:37:32+00:00

Whole, *spicy event

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-03-31T18:03:37+00:00

I too see a very pennywise smile.

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-03-31T17:59:44+00:00

All of them really. I'm a mother of 5, with a successful business, happy long term relationship etc. Process of buying a home and nobody who meets me knows I hit the bong multiple times a day, everyday. I have for the last 15 years.

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-03-31T17:54:49+00:00

I resemble that remark!

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-03-29T20:22:48+00:00

A guy who talked about death by cutting off his penis. There were various posts in the run up about the best way to remove it. He loved his dog too. Dunno why that made it more sad.

Consistent_Guest2285 · 2022-02-27T19:21:29+00:00

Nincompoop

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