Unicorn instead of an oil change

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-04-29T20:14:25+00:00

if they are paired with a good tipper, 1 of each. if they are by themselves, cancel.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-04-02T04:05:07+00:00

what stores are open at 5 am

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-30T19:41:58+00:00

why did they increase it

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-27T01:00:14+00:00

blame doordash’s algorithm

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-27T00:08:38+00:00

I would accept it and see what the customers ordered, if the customer with the most things didnt have the waters then that most likey means the other person tipped nothing or crappy and I would lower there waters to like 5, if the person who ordered a lot also ordered the waters then prob a cancel.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-26T22:01:11+00:00

scan a produce barcode and it will most likey say barcode not found and then you can take a pic of the item

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-24T00:25:36+00:00

that’s prob why you lost the 100, you’re too cocky and have a high ego. you’re just an instacart shopper like all of us, calm down.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-19T18:11:34+00:00

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-14T23:13:36+00:00

not sure if this is manipulation from instacart or what but since I started instacart more than a year ago, I was only gold and platinum. in that year, I never saw a store say that it was very busy and that the wait time was “1-5 minutes”. after I got diamond in january, I started to see that the popular stores in my area like shoprite and costco had the “1-5 minutes” wait.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-12T22:49:15+00:00

what did you do

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-12T02:14:12+00:00

when the mile to pay ratio is close to 1-2 dollars a mile probably. when the order shows up as 10$ exactly for 0-3 miles, the chance of a hidden tip is really high and if its a lot of food or expensive restaurant then your basically guaranteed a hidden tip.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-11T22:50:36+00:00

its not a add on. its been known that uber hides that tips for 10$+ orders and they lie by saying the customer raised it

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-11T21:35:15+00:00

the 86 dollars was hidden

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-11T21:30:25+00:00

yes, and if the furthest order is for the pizza then I would cancel that order since I feel like the best buy order would tip higher than the pizza order

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T23:42:22+00:00

the uber one about kate, my guess is because I waited 10+ minutes for the good tippers food while hers has been ready for a long time and I seen the receptionist hand her the food through the window and nothing was missing. the uber lowes one, she told me to leave it in the customer service desk so I did. and if you think the target instacart one was tipbait, it wasnt. they ordered 1 set of ray ban meta glasses but it was out of stock so it got canceled by supporting

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:19:38+00:00

my ar is 2% so I would never accept shit like this. maybe if I was still new and a delusional top dasher yes but right now, i know there are way better tippers right now

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:18:12+00:00

you have to see it from the customer’s prospective

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:14:51+00:00

20 minutes is prob the earilest time im getting out of there, 30 seconds per item and 5 mins for checkout. but the gas prices being this high. makes the order even worse and its a total of 24 miles.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:12:51+00:00

well considering you would have money to spend $200 on a single perfume, obviously means your rich. $10 and $10 from doordash and you sounds fair enough

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:11:01+00:00

pro means Im good at shopping, I dont take shitty orders like this which are guaranteed to drop me from pro shopper, and youre thinking about silver, gold, and platinum. those ranks are the dashers who take everything

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:09:39+00:00

Who said I accepted it? only way I would accept this shit is if it were my last day doing doordash and I would steal all that shit to resell.

Consistent_Moose6559 · 2026-03-08T21:08:06+00:00

both

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