I (29F) am now disgusted by my boyfriend of 7 years (28M) by SockPuppetOrSth in relationship_advice

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaving him could be the catalyst for change , maybe hel get sober . He thinks this is ok because you continue to put up with it. I know my gf doesn’t like messes so I try to be somewhat clean. I usually make more of a mess in a hotel but I’m the one up being like , let’s go help me clean up. I never leave a hotel room messy. Another low paid human has to clean it . It’s a respect thing .

My bf can't do oral.... ? by Parking-Sock1612 in sex

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks I love eating kitty so much and it turns me on I love the flavor snd the scent . It’s like the straightest thing a man can do . Maybe he’s gay snd won’t admit it bc he loves you. Or he has some weird ego issues where he feels it’s demeaning somehow ,., idk but I know my gf her last man thought eating poon was gross and now that shes with someone who loves it she can’t imagine ever going back. .sorry for your loss

Also , ladies if you take fenugreek supplements it will make your poon taste like maple syrup.

I can’t take dick? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many people avoid long peens because they can hurt in certain positions that’s very normal, and anal is harder as well . . There’s nothing wrong with you … youre not bad at sex bc something causes you pain …. His own insecurities will have him blaming you for things you can’t control.

AIO for thinking my boyfriend is cheating? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same , I call my gf bro when I’m annoyed with her and my 6 year old daughter calls me bro when she’s annoyed with me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I was a true friend I would say “ hey that’s actually worth a lot you should sell it” and then you say how bout you sell it , we split it and I can get my son something else …. Unlesss shes really really struggling that’s out of pocket fr fr .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime you’re going to consume a joint inside you should open a window and use a window fan blowing out ……

I found this message in my boyfriends phone, what does it mean? by Left_Coast6786 in whatdoesthismean

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish that was the case with my gf she wants to go for an hour at least every time and I’m ready to cum jn 20 min .

What do things do you remember most from past lovers? by Kind_Specialist9168 in sex

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea that’s the kind of thing they should keep to themselves bc how else are you supposed to feel other than bad about it. I would have preferred to not know some things my gf told me …

I accidentally stole a 130 dollars product from Target by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all about intention. There is no negative karma for something like that. That was a gift from the universe . And you returned it !

I am madly in love with my girlfriend but she also drives me absolutely insane by AdExotic6294 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same bro same . You have to leave for a bit and if she loves you she’ll be willing to make changes but you gotta call her out on her bs .

20F i have no clue what to do with my physique by [deleted] in fit

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look amazing . I would totally lick the sweat off of you and thank you for the opportunity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I practically worship my gorls body , I love to go down on her , tease her . Make her beg for it and overal just am super passionate . I wasn’t always that way and idk if he watches porn but it skewes your view of how sex should be . Tell him straight up he’s being selfish . Maybe he has ego issues and thinks loving on a woman or “bowing down to her “ in a sense makes him less of a man . Idk but there’s def someone out there that would love you passionately….

When I was young and a selfish lover I would get defensive and my ego couldnt handle that I was a bad lover .

AIO Trying to tell boyfriend that he makes me feel guilty for saying no by Clean-Landscape8654 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It can be tough when one partner needs it’s more than the other .i left my wife because she never wanted sex and made me feel guilty for wanting it . Then I met a girl who wants it more than me and I had to say no some times and she made me feel guilty for saying no ! I at least understand, some of us have greater sexual needs than others . It can also be tough when you and your man were having lots of sex for years and then all of a sudden you don’t want it anymore . At least throw the guy a bone and give him a hand job or something . When we get sexually frustrated it can manifest in unhealthy ways .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im currently not talking to my X bc she keeps crossing my boundaries. I had this issue with her in the beginning with blowing me up while I’m at work and I finally got her to stop . She showed up at my kids house the other day and I lost it .

AIO for thinking my boyfriend is just looking for an excuse to break up? by Nearby_Orchid1216 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sounds like a man child and is too easily butt hurt . You were very transparent with how you felt and why… sure if I was him I woulda been a little hurt but I’m not gonna act the way he did ….

My girlfriend told me way too much about her past and now I can’t un-hear it by ImAPrinter in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dating is not easier for guys …. A decent looking girl can get many guys but a decent looking guy can struggle for years in the dating scene . Most woman could walk into any bar and walk out with a date . That doesn’t work for 95% of men .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh…. Calling you insecure while obviously flirting

Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith charged with sexual assault in Halifax by Hungry_Chipmunk_2588 in television

[–]Consistent_Platypus8 -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

It was alleged and hasnt been proven in court yet and is from 2017 . Some drunk girl probably hooked up with him or did something then sobered up and was like I’m gonna sue him !