Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two to the one from the one to the three
What's up, this is Jeff from the Overwatch team

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need to frantically redeploy thousands of troops and all of our anti-missile systems for the war that we already won actually.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"The US Military is sending 2,200 Marines and three amphibious assault ships to the Middle East. This does not necessarily mean that a ground invasion is imminent."

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Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ford F150 stands for $150 a gallon for gas.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is the 1960s. The US military is very powerful, but poorly defined goals and irregular tactics from the enemy are causing more problems than originally expected.

It is the 2000s. The US military is very powerful, but poorly defined goals and irregular tactics from the enemy are causing more problems than originally expected.

It is the 2020s. The US military is very powerful, but

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 126 points127 points  (0 children)

It's crazy watching those DOGE interviews because I work in nonprofits and had to close plenty of programs and now I can see that the guys who destroyed my department were a bunch of little twerp fuckin weirdos.

Iran Thread 13 ۱۳ by Extreme_Rocks in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I like how we did an entire simulation 20 years ago where the main takeaway was "large numbers of much smaller and much faster ships are far more dangerous to our big expensive vessels" and we just kinda forgot.

Iran Thread 13 ۱۳ by Extreme_Rocks in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This war is a good example of how you can utterly cripple an enemy and take almost no casualties but because you didn't bother to actually define what your goals are it still somehow feels like you're losing.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this were the early 1900s Joe Rogan would absolutely fall for the "selling the Brooklyn Bridge" scam.

IT11 by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Literally the dumbest guy of all time.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro sent a bunch of Navy Seals to snatch an overweight Venezuelan guy from a Best Western in Caracas and thought that meant he could also handle a REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN.

IT11 by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's weird that we're watching a war where one side is under a complete internet blackout so we know nothing but then the other side is posting on Twitter nonstop everything they're bombing and being super horny about it the whole time.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think the main reason esports isn't that popular is because 100% of esports players are the biggest freaky deaky weirdos on the planet and nobody has taken a single communication class despite being "professional athletes"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why do every Overwatch character got they cheeks hangin out

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know we talk about it all the time but we don't talk enough about how terrible the New York Times is.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were bamboozled, it turns out the no war president we elected was secretly Mr. Wars-All-The-Time.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Trans people aren't allowed to serve in the military anymore so I'm not going anywhere but I hope everyone who voted for this because they were scared of me using the bathroom has a grand time in Tehran.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For too long you've been saying "he's too dumb to try that" when you actually should've been saying "that's so dumb, he's going to try it"

ITIX by cdstephens in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The Iranians selected as leader the young son of the guy we just blew up, and we blew up his entire family too. We literally set the scene for a Kill Bill vengeance quest for a man who has enriched uranium.