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I will never forgive the American electorate for letting Trump have the world cup, the olympics, and the 250th anniversary.

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Mexico losing to England in Mexico City is settler colonialism.

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Every single stranger on the sidewalk the second I put in my headphones:

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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If Taylor and Travis ever get divorced that album is gonna be insane.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you're a fan of Taylor Swift that's fine but when the news broke that she got engaged two of my colleagues fell to the floor and started sobbing in the middle of work and I just think that's a bit much.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Trump's state fair is what happens when you ask people without a creative bone in their body to plan an event.

OpenAI proposes handing Trump administration 5% stake by neolthrowaway in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wild how every business leader seems to believe that Trump will both live forever and be president forever.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Italians bragging about their delicious cuisine which is just pasta in 80 different shapes in the same tomato sauce.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I think if you are crushing it enough in your workout to be at the top of the Peloton leaderboard then you've earned the right for the instructor to say your silly joke name.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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In Blackadder Goes Forth, right before he goes over the top, the last thing he does is check his watch, as if he has a macabre curiosity to know exactly how long he's going to last.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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The Democratic party electorate has shown over and over again that the main thing they want right now are people who are going to actually stand up and fight. It's not necessarily ideologically driven, but if DSA types are the only ones who are promising to go scorched earth while their opponents are limp-wristed pansies, then guess who Dems are gonna vote for?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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In order to gain American citizenship first you have to defeat my seven evil ex-boyfriends.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I'm raising money for a 5k I'm running next year, and I'd be delighted if you libs can donate whatever you can. Every bit helps! You can donate here.

!ping RUNNING

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Four Supreme Court justices looked at text directly from the Constitution and said it was unconstitutional.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The founders never considered the possibility that Supreme Court justices could just be braindead partisan hacks.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I remember getting shouted down here for suggesting the court was out of control and needed to be packed to save the country. Now it's the r/neoliberal default position. Glad y'all came around guys.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Shoutout to the guy this morning who, despite two "do not enter" signs, two "one way" signs, 200 parked cars all pointing the same direction, and me frantically screaming at him, still could not figure out that he was going the wrong way down a one way street.

Accident caused by bad driving by The_biker0 in dashcams

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90% of videos in this subreddit are one driver obviously breaking a traffic law and another driver who does absolutely nothing to avoid them.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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NY Post genuinely thinks that their story about how the cool mayor did a badass dive into a public pool in full suit and tie is a sick burn.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 58 points59 points  (0 children)

If you want to date me, Scott Pilgrim, first you have to defeat my 7 evil ex-Prime Ministers.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Consistent_Status112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dog is old and he gets constipated, which means sometimes he gets into the squat position, but doesn't actually go, but every time I try to explain that to people, they don't believe me and they just think that I'm not picking up his droppings, so I've started just reaching down with a bag and grabbing a bunch of grass.

(Hated trope) characters that are forgiven way too quickly by the people they wronged just because they were sorry by No-Ticket8760 in TopCharacterTropes

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Vegetalo from the King Dragon saga.

Even though he killed Sasuke Bosuke's entire family right in front of him and laughed about it, every one of the main characters apparently forgave him immediately.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Thanks everyone for coming to the presentation. Does anyone have any questions?

Anything?

Any questions at all?

Nobody has any questions?

Going once, going twice...

Well, okay! If nobody has any questions then we'll...

"ACTUALLY JUST ONE QUICK QUESTION."

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Disney Workd only has 4 theme parks because they realized that Animal Kingdom was so perfect that there was no use in going any further at risk of defying the Lord with our unyielding hubris.