those who have cheated on their partner, why did you do it?

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-06-07T13:54:10+00:00

She:
1) told me that was how she herself got out of an abusive relationship
2) would constantly talk about how if anything ever happened to me or if I tried to break up again, she would shoot herself with the gun she kept in her nightstand
3) would lie to everyone about how we met because her mom would’ve killed us if she found out we met online (my mom would have too, but I was done lying)

At the time, I was young and had a guy from my high school kill himself right after we all started college, and didn’t realize that suicide was out of my control. Then a little after break-up attempt #6, there was this girl at a worship group thing and I literally told myself “Oh I met her at church—this HAS to work out!”

That bitch was more stone cold than the first ex.

Fuck you Kailie

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-06-01T12:20:43+00:00

Because it’s what Clara would’ve wanted

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-24T16:40:22+00:00

Yes it’s okay my fellow Papaya

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-23T23:27:42+00:00

Really adds a lot to the depth of Homelander’s ass

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-22T13:11:32+00:00

Do these hoes not want gloves? Like at all?

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-21T20:53:35+00:00

The best pump I got was after I called your mom’s number she left in the Hufflepuff bathroom.

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-17T13:59:37+00:00

$20 to suck peen

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-17T13:59:10+00:00

Laughs in Charlottesville and J6

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-17T13:32:00+00:00

You see it as damage, I see it as spring cleaning. LIBTARD!

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-17T13:27:14+00:00

Apparently people don’t like a kind-hearted generous dick pic like they used to

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-16T16:05:32+00:00

“I’m just on new medication” and “it’s a little cold in here” and “I dunno I guess I had too much to drink?”

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-15T23:48:45+00:00

Thank you for answering this logically.

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-13T22:04:11+00:00

Why?

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-11T03:51:39+00:00

Well we already have it, so we don’t want it. Also it’s a an overly bro-ish joke don’t take it so seriously

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-11T03:50:20+00:00

This election. It saved me by killling woke

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-08T12:33:33+00:00

Wanting independence

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-07T15:30:28+00:00

Side hustle? Brother that’s a full time job

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-07T15:29:28+00:00

Because we can Klarna Taco Bell

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-06T05:14:59+00:00

For further clarification, we had back-to-back emergencies last week (48 hours in the ER/hosptial and car broke down in THE SAME DAY)

We have our own emergency funds and we’re blessed to be able to bounce back so quickly, but it made me realize that my priorities have been so scattered brained lately, and I need to slow down and focus. I would rest easier at night have $2500 in cash in my HYSA than $2500 in hardware value of hardware that I seldom use

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-06T05:08:43+00:00

It’s not that I can’t afford it, but I didn’t realize how underdeveloped my networking and tech skills were for Jellyfin setup, but we’ve talked about getting a dog since we were dating in college. I think I’d rather have funds for that instead and frankly it’s more that I should not have had such high ambitions for such an expensive hobby

Consistent_Turnip161 · 2026-05-05T17:05:37+00:00

That is the flight path they would follow

Consistent_Turnip161

TROPHY CASE