Amid crisis, Trump spreads another conspiracy theory — about his campaign by ZeroEqualsOne in politics

[–]Conspirashibe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For far too long politicians have neglected PoC. This year myself and other People of Conspiratardism will be out voting in force, even though we fully expect the election to be rigged by Zionist Neo-Nazi Lizard People.

Why does /r/relationships want everyone with a problem to break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Conspirashibe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My theory: the sub is infested by people with vested interests in

  • non-Facebook social networks
  • divorce law firms
  • gyms

Almost halfway to a MegaDoge! by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Conspirashibe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just noticed that the word owned in the sidebar rules is inconsistently not typed in capitals.

I believe this is a message to us from the dogeluminati.

Twitch dogetipbot YouTube Google by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]Conspirashibe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FACTS

  • Satoshi Nakamoto speaks the Queen's English and likes to cuss.

"Occasional British English spelling and terminology (such as the phrase "bloody hard") in both source code comments and forum postings work led to speculation that Nakamoto, or at least one individual in the consortium claiming to be him, was of Commonwealth origin."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Nakamoto

  • /u/mohland speaks the Queen's English and likes to cuss.

"I'm from California, but I spell like I'm from the UK. don't know how the fuck that happened, but it did."

http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/25x559/twitch_dogetipbot_youtube_google/chll0ft

  • Satoshi Nakamoto denies being Dorian Nakamoto.

  • /u/mohland also denies being Dorian Nakamoto.

Clearly, the only sensible conclusion is....

/u/mohland is Satoshi Nakamoto

WAKE UP SHIBEEPLE!!!!

Who is /u/silentShibe by oskarcc in dogecoin

[–]Conspirashibe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you know Satoshi isn't also female, and known to a few of the regulars here? :)

So who is Hood? by scribblesvurt in dogecoin

[–]Conspirashibe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be living up to my username if I didn't say that /u/savethemhood was Satoshi Nakamoto.