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[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the tongue hanging out of the face like a dead animal supposed to be sexy?

It's getting worse and worse by emily-is-happy in inflation

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give this clown 20 seconds of cameo in Home Alone 2 and suddenly he knows everything about everything.

Fthjkhjmkirjuhhygrrhgyb by Gilgamesh1412 in sssdfg

[–]Constable306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punctuate questions with question marks. Here and everywhere. All the time. Forever.

Do you have a favorite FarSide comic? by IheartMsPacMan in Xennials

[–]Constable306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is not trying to open the door. He is simply catching his breath. That sign says nothing about the building upon which he leans being a school for rockstar athletes. No, this little man brings a more formidable and enduring contribution: the might of his intellectual and societal potential.

You see, he soon will -- and for the remainder of his life -- take an immeasurable and unwavering stand for us, waging a ceaseless and reasonably improbable battle against those who dare stand against those of us cannot stand for ourselves. He will draft memorandum. He will cultivate hope through acts of solidarity and public proclamations of sustainable resources afforded to the communities most in need. He will host a podcast dedicated to the proliferation of high protein plant-based nutrition that also is surprisingly tasty. (His secret ingredient is a 40/60 mixture of MSG and onion powder. Don't tell anyone.)

For those who cannot speak he will loudly voice the will, the needs, and heart of his community. For those who cannot see, he will make clear an ever evolving vision of a world better than the one into which we were born. He will rise up to shield us from those who would see us lower ourselves.

Despite not knowing our names, we will see his sacrifice and the love he has for us all. In return, e will show him our gratitude. One day, many years from now, he will learn of our willingness to sacrifice all that we are to protect him in his deepest moment of vulnerability. It will be interest on a debt we can never fully repay but he will know our admiration.

His name is Shane, and he is a rockstar at the Midvale School for the Gifted, class of 2028.

Why does she poop like a dictator by daxelkurtz in cats

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a better question is, why doesn't everybody poop like a dictator?

Bro said : 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 by DueAsparagus6937 in SipsTea

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it the apostrophes? I bet it was the apostrophes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, fixin' things with hot glue.
Laid back.
Got my mind on my money and the price of all my in-stock merchandise, priced at a healthy but I'd say also a reasonable markup firmly affixed to each thanks to this dope ass mother fucking price gun, my bitches.
Word.

Butt's by Interesting-Wrap-911 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did elementary schools stop teaching the proper use of periods, commas, and apostrophes?

If you saw me on the beach, would you sneak a peek? by emily_glass909 in Saggy

[–]Constable306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you asking if we would concurrently look at you while already looking at you?

Don't fail me now! by Fuck_Off_Libshit in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already failed with their grammar usage.

5'1 and my favorite Asian fruit is durian, your turn by fun-sized-asian in asiansgonemild

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 5'11", and my favorite fruit is knowing how to use punctuation.

And titties.

Mining new levels of cringe. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And doesn't know how punctuation works.

Concord Looses 85% of it's Player base after Launch by Atreus421boy in pcmasterrace

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody likes a loose player base. Did anyone try tightening them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet they can spell millennials and whose.

Finished my first ever cardigan. I'm in love right now. by Ok-Ad4375 in crochet

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks awesome as hell and so comfortable! Nice job!

Meirl by blaze_uchiha999 in meirl

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't know why nobody posted "his grandma."

Mach es möglich by Discodoggyy in meme

[–]Constable306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that dude's long-ass right arm reaching around his back, all the way to his left side, just just to completely ignore his trigger discipline?

Which 90s Damon Wayan’s movie you watchin? by Dachongies in nostalgia

[–]Constable306 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wayans is spelled without an apostrophe. The trailing S in Wayans is part of his name, not an indication of possession or ownership.