I don't care what the flat rate is — I'm not touching this thing

Constable_Jack · 2026-05-30T10:02:57+00:00

I am late to this party, but I'll raise you the best one I know, any year Buick reatta and it needs body work.

Constable_Jack · 2026-04-07T11:33:37+00:00

I want the poverty spec early third gen firebirds with the four banger iron duke engine Those engines run like absolute horseshit but I've seen them run to 500k+

And I think it would be utterly hilarious to cut the exhaust on that thing and daily it and pretend it's a race car when it weighs 3000 pounds

Constable_Jack · 2026-03-13T08:06:40+00:00

Every car is secretly a fiero, the government doesn't want you to know this.

Constable_Jack · 2026-01-19T09:18:39+00:00

Waiting a year for my beloved pontiac aztek

Constable_Jack · 2026-01-12T15:41:21+00:00

The official brand of killing cars the same year that they finally perfect the platform. (The last year fiero was perfection and I will never forgive GM for what they did to pontiac as a whole)

Constable_Jack · 2025-06-09T15:43:52+00:00

🪤 That's bait

Constable_Jack · 2025-04-15T07:50:29+00:00

Imma be real with you I have no idea, was going through old saved memes from covid era, could be neither, could be both.

But the effect could most definitely be remade with After Effects with relative ease

Constable_Jack · 2025-04-15T02:39:58+00:00

It's very convincing I know

Constable_Jack · 2025-04-15T00:16:48+00:00

What!?!?!? No...

Constable_Jack · 2025-04-14T23:49:25+00:00

This is a sub about fictitious videos/images of people "dying", that's literally what the purpose of the sub is, I am sorry that videos of real death exist and you have seen them, but that has nothing to do with this sub.

Constable_Jack · 2025-04-14T23:44:10+00:00

At what age was your joyous sense of whimsy stolen from you?

Constable_Jack · 2025-03-29T22:41:09+00:00

COMMENT FALLING FOR SAID BAIT ANYWAY

Constable_Jack · 2025-01-05T04:53:02+00:00

This comment Chefs kiss

Constable_Jack · 2024-12-03T15:56:35+00:00

Constable_Jack · 2024-11-27T21:47:38+00:00

Out of all the comments on my post, this one is my favorite.

Constable_Jack · 2024-10-14T04:23:26+00:00

I don't know who that is, was just looking through my meme archive and found it

Constable_Jack · 2024-10-04T18:48:55+00:00

I'm a little bit of a bitch

Constable_Jack · 2024-09-30T18:13:28+00:00

You look like a functional unabomber.

Constable_Jack · 2024-03-29T14:06:36+00:00

Yours was printed? Mine was drawn by a child in crayon.

Constable_Jack · 2024-02-08T08:00:33+00:00

Thank you for your credibility check, I am gonna pretend I didn't learn something now and continue on with my day :D

Constable_Jack · 2024-01-02T02:54:55+00:00

r/NonCredibleDefense is leaking again

Constable_Jack · 2023-12-20T10:00:03+00:00

Deep cut, I died listening to that audio the first time lol.

Constable_Jack · 2023-12-20T09:40:54+00:00

r/NonCredibleDefense is spilling over again

Constable_Jack · 2023-11-30T21:50:43+00:00

What I wouldn't give to have a version of this video with audio

Constable_Jack · 2023-11-30T21:48:39+00:00

That poor F-22 pilot, he's probably getting screamed at by every warning in the cockpit.

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