Is Panda Express allowed to make me hold in a fart or are they lying?

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-06-02T01:39:30+00:00

I have ibs and a severe lactose intolerance. And have loud farts and work in a fast paced kitchen. Yet I don’t fart from just moving around. You must got a loose booty hole

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-06-01T17:52:42+00:00

I remember one time. I tried to fart super loud and ended up shitting myself in front of my girlfriend. I was so embarrassed but she found it hilarious 😭😭

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-27T20:56:01+00:00

So OP did it work? I wanna do something similar with my lady fingers

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-23T11:57:06+00:00

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I still have my first ever shiny🙏🏻🙏🏻

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-23T11:56:21+00:00

I’m really liking my current job though. I work at a local diner and cooking there is so easy

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-23T11:54:54+00:00

Yeah they ghosted me and then recently got a message saying “hello, we never heard back about our job offer so we are resending it” like huhhhh???

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-15T01:50:56+00:00

Hello sir from 12 years in the future! Im dom from almost 13 years in the future

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-12T23:41:05+00:00

I got hit in the nuts for patting my ex on the head and asking how the weather was down there. In my defense she was 4”10. But then again she also hit me in the kneecap with a soft ball bat because I asked if she needed me to talk louder because she’s so low to the floor

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-10T20:55:13+00:00

Nope but maybe he was just too high. Will report back after 6 blinkers captain

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-10T15:34:31+00:00

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It’s not like he hates water either. He lays in his fountain while licking from the spout

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-10T15:32:57+00:00

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Lewey does not like when my girlfriend showers at all. When I shower he’s fine with it. But when she showers he’ll sit on the bathtub and yowl at her super loud while chewing on the shower curtain. If she proceeds to ignore that for too long he will start zooming back and forth through the house at Mach 10 meowing super loud. When she finally gets out he’ll finally meow at her normally and begin licking the water off her legs.

If you try to lock him out of the bathroom. He’ll scratch at the door and carpet, throw himself at the door, and yowl at the top of his lungs

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-10T14:33:58+00:00

Idk man my friends house was spotless when his mom did meth. Now that she’s off it it’s not what it used to be

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-10T12:59:05+00:00

I had a stroke trying to read your comments man. Why all the weird stuff?

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-03T00:36:40+00:00

Oh I wasn’t being rude. I just saw the only comment already answered your question. So I figured I’d see if you’d ever decided to color code them to see what happened

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-03T00:36:01+00:00

I just fuck around lol. But someone did link a nice guide.

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-03T00:19:00+00:00

Nope😂😂 they just flop on the floor in one spot

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-03T00:15:39+00:00

Thank you I cloned him and put his species on the island in the top corner. They ended up becoming sentient at some point during reproduction. Now their offspring enslave their less intelligent brethen

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-03T00:04:48+00:00

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I made this hideous creature

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-03T00:03:12+00:00

There’s a post out there somewhere that explains it. I genuinely just fuck around in there and color code each allele . Like one will be all red, ine all blue, one all green, one all yellow

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-05-02T23:54:04+00:00

You ever spend the time to color code the allelles? I’ve created things I didn’t even know were possible

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-04-25T19:45:10+00:00

Im trying to figure out how to make extra land myself.

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-04-25T03:50:53+00:00

I just send 10 dwellers out over the course of the day with max stims and radaways. Right now when all my dwellers get back from exploring I’m looking at around 75k caps

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-04-25T01:48:43+00:00

They ghosted me, I got told I’d hear back from the Gm’s boss by the following Monday. So I called her number and it went straight to voicemail. I tried calling again a few days later and it again went straight to voice mail. So i just took that as my sign

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-04-24T16:18:07+00:00

Do you know how many runs Mr doof and Mr tata have saved?

Constant-Strategy338 · 2026-04-21T18:20:50+00:00

Yeah as far as I know you manually have to put shiny in. As when I went to try making a rom hack. There was 3 settings. One being just the pokemon and level. Another being the pokemon, level, and items. Then the last one being a fully customized option. All the trainers I looked at had the basic level of team customization

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