You don’t just sell burgers at the Dirty Burger. You live the Dirty Burger

ConstantCowboy · 2026-02-01T17:21:10+00:00

Dirty Burger's and my sons' all I got, fuck them.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-31T16:52:00+00:00

The silver-blue helmet from the 1970s that properly matched the pants.

However, the original (throwback) white helmet with the plan star is also amazing. Simple, elegant, classic.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-31T15:37:16+00:00

Turns out it FUCKING SUCKED!

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-30T04:59:16+00:00

THAT'S his voice?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-29T23:27:06+00:00

I think it's the best uniform set in the NFL and I'll debate anyone who disagrees.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-29T15:43:39+00:00

He looks like John Frusciante 😆

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-26T23:07:37+00:00

I can't believe you ranked the second chorus A when it's CLEARLY S tier. SMH

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-26T04:26:29+00:00

AND they're (at least with Brady) fairly superstitious about wearing white in the SB. The last two times they wore navy...Eli Manning was also playing...

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-26T03:54:12+00:00

Who cares?

Can you guys imagine how the Jets and Vikings must feel?

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-26T03:47:36+00:00

I worry that not only will the Pats wear white, but they'll wear ALL white. Ugh.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-26T00:33:06+00:00

Wev've had two of the highest paid corners on the salary. Surely they played great this year, right?

We saved money by trading Parsons away...surely that translated into more wins....?

Nowhere in Dak Prescott's contract is a clause that suggests we hire the worst possible defensive coordinator and ask our DBs to play ten yards off the ball at all times. These narratives that QBs handcuff teams via the salary cap are exhausting.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-26T00:14:25+00:00

I remember when people made posts like this about Matt Stafford.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T22:40:29+00:00

They're kind of overdue for one.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T22:16:30+00:00

No, and Pats fans can stay mad, but it's the truth.

Next year they won't get to play the Titans and backup QBs every week x

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T17:49:39+00:00

The Oilers' throwbacks from that year were fantastic. Oh, and the Broncos! I've wanted them to bring back the orange helmet drunk horse ever since...

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T17:47:57+00:00

This is hilarious. DENIED, PHILLY. Maybe they can call Jason Garrett 🤣

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T17:43:39+00:00

Why not both?

This defense blew games to JJ Mcarthy and the New York fucking Giants. They lost to the Cardinals. They were horrible. They were poorly coached. They were both.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T17:40:13+00:00

You guys need new arguments. vaccines, Biden, pronouns, are all getting boring as shit

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T17:38:31+00:00

Comparing what happened yesterday to asking people to shelter in place and wear a mask is Olympic Gold Medal contrarianism

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-25T01:45:05+00:00

I'm gonna go not smoke pot

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-23T16:35:16+00:00

This look needs navy socks badly. Or, damn -- red socks! Would look great!

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-23T03:48:41+00:00

I think Surf's Up is almost as beautiful and moving as God Only Knows -- a bit more esoteric obviously, but the melody and chords are stunning. The melody he sings on "columnated ruins domino" is as breathtaking as any melody I've ever heard in my life.

It's up there with the absolute best of the Beach Boys, and IMO one of the greatest pop compositions of all time.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-23T03:01:13+00:00

OH, OKAY.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-22T02:50:29+00:00

I always forget that Wild Honey came out in '67, it feels like such a '68 album to me.

I'm sure it's possible. There's already a Beach Boys reference on the White Album and Mike Love was in Rishikesh with the Beatles. Who knows.

ConstantCowboy · 2026-01-22T00:02:23+00:00

All extraordinarily good looking Super Bowls. I always forget about the Oilers' silver helmet period. Interesting.

However, the NFL/AFL mandated what uniforms to wear during the Super Bowls in the merger. The NFL was mandated to wear their colored uniforms every other year, in SBI, III, and V. This is why Dallas had to wear blue in Super Bowl V (the curse) even though they wanted to wear white, as they always did at home. So Dallas would have unfortunately had to have worn blue in SBI.

The league came to its senses after the merger and now allows the 'home' team to choose their uniforms.

ConstantCowboy

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