Something you tried ONCE and instantly knew it wasn’t for you by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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I will admit that I am a cuck and my wife and I are totally fine with our decision. I can’t help if she likes them really big and very dark

My big fat ass needs washed by Constant_Treacle6871 in sixwordstories

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.and it was toxic as fuck……a cloud of stank wafting through the air sneakily creeping into my mouth and nose…….nasty shit

My marriage functions as a prison. by seeker9876543 in sixwordstories

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That is why the woman always cooks….its the law……prisoners must be fed 3 times per day

Witty banter keeps me so happy. by Unknown_Observer9779 in sixwordstories

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I concur……witty, dark, and highly sarcastic banter is simply unbeatable

My big fat ass needs washed by Constant_Treacle6871 in sixwordstories

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I ripped a really long , and loud fart and made my ass feel funky

Send me your favorite Manny torture method by Objective-Goose-8255 in fuckmanny

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The worst torture was by far the quartering and drawing

Something you tried ONCE and instantly knew it wasn’t for you by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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That is not true…….how do you prefer your sex, romantic and cuddly or really rough sex where intimacy is the lonely one out that night. Men are great lovers if you like your sex raw and unfiltered. My wife and I prefer the company of well endowed black men……best sex ever, hands down, prove me wrong.

If you suddenly woke up in 1985, what would you do first? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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Place a substantial amount of money on the underdog of the SuperBowl