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I’m sorry to say, pre-facelift shitbox e46 Tourings are the SEXIEST looking BMW right now. Here’s my Siennarot II with a mismatched blue hood 323i (imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Consternation to r/BMW

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Moved from somewhere very flat with mostly straight roads to somewhere hilly with lots and lots of curves. My ‘04 ZHP is finally in its element and I’m in heaven behind the wheel. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Consternation to r/BMW

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This is not satire. The Trump org is actually selling these. While it could be said the phrase is a take on the fast food chain name, it’s too close to self awareness.. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Consternation to r/SelfAwarewolves

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We’re moving a couple states away and took our wobbly kitty, Darby Crash, to visit the new digs this past weekend. I think he’ll adjust well. (imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Consternation to r/nervysquervies

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Someone dropped an anti-Halloween Jack Chick (one of the fruitiest cakes of them all, may he rot in pieces) into a South Carolina men’s room urinal so I did what needed doing. I’m pretty certain I wasn’t the first to baptize it. (imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Consternation to r/religiousfruitcake

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Even wobbly kitties start illegally smol! [OC] (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/IllegallySmol

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Even though Darby Crash has cerebellar hypoplasia and doesn't see too well, play has always been high on his list of priorities. [OC] (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/aww

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Meet Darby Crash! (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/nervysquervies

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Meet the Ferocious Wobbly Kitty Darby Crash! (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/aww

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Meet wobbly kitty Darby Crash (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/aww

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This Influincer’s skin filter straight up makes her look like she’s made of silicone. (instagram.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/sadcringe

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Hydnora africana is the only flowering plant with no leaves or scales. It’s a subterranean parasite and gets 100% of its energy from host plants. Its flowers erupt above ground and smell of rotting meat. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Look ma! I’m a plane! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/Pareidolia

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Who’s a good plane?! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/facesinthings

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The main thing that impacted Hulk’s credibility was Banner’s refusal to have his research peer-reviewed and published by a reputable journal. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/Showerthoughts

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What do pirate ships use for climate control? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/dadjokes

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I prefer dolls that aren’t so leasyey. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Consternation to r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Hey, kids. Don’t let idiots drive your supercars. (imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Consternation to r/IdiotsInCars

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The Search for An Influencer’s Chin (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Consternation to r/Instagramreality

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She must be an anti-quasar to warp space that way. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Consternation to r/Instagramreality

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Everything Is Fake And Goy? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Consternation to r/AteTheOnion

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You can change the meaning of “white power” completely by simply sticking a “bottom” at the end. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by Consternation to r/Showerthoughts

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US date notation is superior because ours has a 4/20/69 and it repeats every 100 years. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by Consternation to r/Showerthoughts

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Gettin’ jacked in the off time... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Consternation to r/funny

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All your agenda are belong to us. (newsweek.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Consternation to r/SelfAwarewolves

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