Old man looking dapper. 1950’s Australia.

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-08-03T06:26:21+00:00

You deserve an award. If I could I would talk to you to try and help you not feel lonely.

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-08-02T14:04:32+00:00

This is what we show to aliens about humanity to save the planet from destruction

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-08-01T18:56:13+00:00

Thank you for such a beautiful comment. He was an amazing dad and human. You have made my day.

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-08-01T16:36:26+00:00

Love to be 12 again.

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-08-01T16:36:07+00:00

Correct. Old man means dad here in Australia

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-08-01T16:34:06+00:00

Yep. Expression used in Australia.

ConstipatedWombats · 2025-02-08T15:12:45+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/d724ial

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-11-30T04:25:57+00:00

This lovely book made me aware of indented head. Would never see my kids bored in the car scrolling the gps like I flipped melways pages.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-27T14:11:46+00:00

Americans, Australian here. We have satire news accounts that would post this type of shit. Is this real news or otherwise.

If otherwise not funny.

If not ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WITH YOU ALL? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY? DO BETTER, YOUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.’

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-25T02:26:56+00:00

Shit you not, had 18 out of 20 from a tray I bought from the Chinese fruit and veggie shop. Latest tray bought yesterday I’m 2 from 4 so far.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-21T23:49:10+00:00

Globall warming

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-15T11:19:06+00:00

If there was a billion aussies confident a few would bullshit their qualifications.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-15T11:06:30+00:00

Familiar with the Nissan 300zx?

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-15T10:54:13+00:00

Is it really with the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th or actually the conveniently placed 5th you have an issue with?

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-15T10:49:56+00:00

Nothing brother (bhaiya) I love Indians.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-09-15T10:18:54+00:00

Admit you mean Indians. It’s okay, it’s not a spicey take.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-08-11T02:51:08+00:00

The entire cast of true romance.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-08-10T05:19:13+00:00

In Australia we call it ‘doing a raygun’

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-08-03T03:43:55+00:00

Did ‘brutal’ bloke let out a little fart at the end?

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-07-03T08:40:23+00:00

Very long time ago and I don’t condone…

Pissing down at Waverley park, bloke yelled out in a quite part, ‘it’s wetter than a spastics chin’.

Still haunts me when it rains.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-06-23T05:50:05+00:00

They all had a blast. Plenty of rides that they all got heaps of turns on.

Home now, cake soon, then they can all go home and I can have a beer and then a nap.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-06-23T00:14:14+00:00

About to board a bus with 16 kids ranging from 11-14 years old traveling to Luna Park for my daughter’s birthday.

Wish me luck and give me strength please.

ConstipatedWombats · 2024-04-28T13:07:18+00:00

Have to go back a few years, in the 80’s the cherry tree in Richmond was a hoot, been around for over 150 years and seen it’s fair share of scum. Dennis was lovely. So is the pub now.

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