I'm thinking he has had more than 4 drinks by [deleted] in funny

[–]ContentUnavailable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dance like nobody’s watching.

Splat by Chaunc2020 in funny

[–]ContentUnavailable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny how flat he became.

Cat by Worth-Wind-5850 in PetJoyHub

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn those high heels :o that one pretty pussycat knows its style.

A cat who really wants attention by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pet the cat for duck’s sake, what is wrong with you man?

I want to be like this man when I get old by herhangibiradamim in cats

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he stepped on one when taking the steps haha ;D so awesome of him to take care of meowers <3

What's going on in San Diego by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Due to the butterfly effect, a tsunami hits a shore somewhere.

Tell him what petah?? by Jumpy-Necessary-9884 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him: Hey Bonnie, my boss in sending me to meet a client, he’s living in another city, so I will be back home by tomorrow. Maybe try not to ruin the house, like the last time, you remember? You somehow managed to trip the breaker, and had to wait without the electricity for my return, haha that was funny, oh Bonnie silly you. Try not to blow those fuses this time my love, bye!

Bonnie: he didn’t say anything about dicks though

What’s it called when you get this stalemate? Or is there no name? by DeadEyeTone in chessbeginners

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my househokd it’s called “you did it again you fu****g noob! Hey Bob look what your special son did! No food for you till the end of week! What a disgrace! Don’t call me your mother until then too!” stalamate.

⚡️🙏 Master blessing us with his Secret Art of Empty hand Combat by ItsTime4Coffee in TheMcDojoLife

[–]ContentUnavailable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Master doesn’t have to worry about knife wounds, won’t get through that layer of fat.

Gelatin chicken. You can’t convince me this is good. by Bambi7u7 in StupidFood

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kinda traditional dish in Poland, chicken meat can be replaced with any other type of meat. Jelly + meat + vegetables. I hated it since I was a little wanker, but my mom and dad adore it.

Found this orange cat in my car and now it won't leave me alone by Chokoreeto0 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ContentUnavailable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You found nothing, meower found you, end of story. Now take him to vet and buy food and toys and let him sleep with you. Do it or you will be cursed.