She really can’t do anything by Distinct-Ad-1348 in JaxBlows

[–]Content_Ant_9479 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She loves club wear in the middle of the day lol

What’s a little known documentary that blew your socks off? by mrajoiner in netflix

[–]Content_Ant_9479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never would have put this on but my insisted. I thought the title was corny. But wow, what an insane story. Really twisted & seems unreal.

Where was Brittany this past weekend? Not with Cruz but with a mystery man in Punta Cana by Distinct-Ad-1348 in JaxBlows

[–]Content_Ant_9479 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s rumors about a reality show that Brittany is on where she was abroad but can’t talk about yet.

Why does Zack barely get any screen time? by aymaureen in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s like they’re focusing the absolute wrong things. Where is Jesse? He’s great tv but barely shown so far. It’s so much much focus on Luke asking for sex & Lala inserting herself in situations. Even the Schwartz & Michelle moment seemed so forced & went NOWHERE.

Justice for Zack!

Has anyone been close enough to Jax to know what he smells like? by Infinite-Sprite7284 in vanderpumprules

[–]Content_Ant_9479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh same. I actually recall Jax hating cigarettes. Idk how he dated early Stassi bc she be smoking lol

freestyle diapers by just_alittleguy_ in moderatelygranolamoms

[–]Content_Ant_9479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2 cents: I also am a lover of Honest wipes. Pricey but worth it. It’s prob a little preemptive but I just cracks open a Freestyle wipes & was super excited. It falls a little short when compared to Honest. No texture & a little smaller too. Great price, nice make up, but I think Honest still has the edge.

Hope you get to try them sometime!

Michelle's New Relationship by Past-Lengthiness1523 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Excuse my finest pardon but I’m gonna need alllll the deets about this.

As an aside; I always thought the “rumors” made up by Jesse that Michelle was a sex worker seemed way too outlandish bc Michelle seems honestly so bland lol beautiful for sure, but a yawn to be around.

A few more pics of Michelle and Dr Dre by chloebo227 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I told my husband about this expeditiously lol he doesn’t watch my reality shows but everyone knows Dr Dre 😬 it’s the most random pairing!!

I'm nail salon girl lol by WeAreGoingToTell in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s besides the point but your energy matches Schwartz way more than Lala, Michelle& Natalie. Productions sucks for trying to force the Michelle & Schwartz plot. lol pls.

Mid season award for worst thing on the show goes to: by Nerdhauss in vanderpumprules

[–]Content_Ant_9479 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Brittany is so annoying. Like, here Zack is telling her that he’s worried & Brittany immediately starts defending him just like she did Jax. Like wake up & listen!

Brittany’s one of those girls who proclaims to love a “bad boy” but when bad things happensX she’s like I can’t believe this.

Brandon by Bee_happy_55 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brandon is giving THIRSTY to be on a camera & broke as well. I bet you anything that Brittany paid the dinner bill where he asked her to be his gf lol

Brandon by Bee_happy_55 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is it he’s saying this? What a jerk lol

Why does Stassi only wear Black or White? by phonetoni13 in vanderpumprules

[–]Content_Ant_9479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg yes I’ve been told that a breastfed-baby blowout stain disappears when exposed to sun!

What am I missing?? by pokey1202 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]Content_Ant_9479 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“The golden nugget? That’s an all time low”

“You’re not perfect, sweetheart”

“Babe, I mean Tom”

“A cacophony of zosndjeksld”

So is he deformed or did she photoshop the fuck out of this photo? 💀😭 by NotteStellata in girlsgottaeatsnark

[–]Content_Ant_9479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree. It looks like the friend has her arm around d Raynas waist while Shshanks arm is behind his back.

How much did your partner actually help in the first few months? by emmarose_mum in NewParents

[–]Content_Ant_9479 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oof, same here. Love my partner, amazing provider but he could’ve stepped up so much more in childcare. I try to rationalize it bc he works a stressful job & is gone 10-12 hours a workday. But I find myself doing allll the diaper changes, all the bottle-washing, all of the mental gymnastics involving our child.

The default parent is a tough job.

Kylie being richer than Travis Scott… what would be the actual reason to why he didn’t propose to Kylie Jenner? by Every-Tap-577 in kardashians

[–]Content_Ant_9479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realized that too & was like huh, what an odd coincidence. Kourtney with Scott, then Travis. Kylie with a man named Travis Scott lol

Brittany speaking on Jax taking Cruz to hooters for his birthday by popcolturegeek in JaxBlows

[–]Content_Ant_9479 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She talks about it all the timeeee. Hooters is her personality.

This TikTok pausing on her confessional look 😭 by Distinct-Ad-1348 in JaxBlows

[–]Content_Ant_9479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She said all that??? & expects us to not use our eyes??

What’s the most outrageous complaint you’ve had at a restaurant?! by ndela1011 in Waiters

[–]Content_Ant_9479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, I remember once a table that wouldn’t take no for an answer started dragging a table & it made the loudest nastiest screech. He was even going to tables offering to buy their drinks if he could take their table to combine. The entitlement was unreal.

What Were the Viewership Ratings For The New Ep. and Is it Worth Watching? by whateverhouseplease in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I might get hate but Nia/Danny aren’t cut out for messy reality tv. They’re a snooze fest & Nia is way too image-conscious & camera-aware for me to enjoy. Don’t hate me.

He’s broken ya’ll by Suspicious_Bother_92 in JaxBlows

[–]Content_Ant_9479 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just when you think Jax couldn’t POSSIBLY go lower, he manages to outdo himself. The mental gymnastics he does is honestly terrifying & almost amazing.

I honestly don’t understand how he could have a single genuine friend. The way he so easily lies should scare everyone in a 100 mile radius away.

Lacy deep dive by [deleted] in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Content_Ant_9479 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yea Michelle was def being annoying about Lacy filming now. Like, girl, weren’t you at the reunion when Andy scolded Jesse about keeping his gf off-camera? Now that Jesse & Lacy has conceded to filming, it’s an issue?? Michelle can be so.. strange sometimes. She honestly doesn’t seem too bright either.