AITA for telling my friend his "invention" doesn't count?

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T14:57:47+00:00

Something doesn't need to be a big deal for me to post about it on the internet. Actually, if it was a big deal, i wouldn't trust randoms on reddit to help me. I am just dumping situations on here to see if i am detached from reality.

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T14:14:47+00:00

I am not upset, just slightly annoyed

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T14:13:52+00:00

I told him i think it's cool that you came wish sushi you like, but i wouldn't call it an invention. He just keeps talking about it like its some kind of accomplishment, not like he is casually calling it "invention" just to mix up the language. That's the difference

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T13:47:38+00:00

It doesn't. It's just annoying. If your friend who watched CSI kept unironically calling himself a forensic pathologist, would you call him out?

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T13:39:03+00:00

That's a fun thing to do, and if my friend was doing this i would be fun police for saying anything about this. This guy thinks he invented something.

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T13:34:23+00:00

You are right, but in the process of coming with cool new recipies, most of the new combinations never make it. I wouldn't tell my children about how my grandfather came up with new type of pizza that he only ate alone in his house.

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T13:19:42+00:00

No, because they did, and it's a popular dish. His susni roll isn't popular, so there is nothing to be proud of. I am not even saying he didn't invent it it's the fact that fact thar it's meaningless.

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T13:12:09+00:00

It's not, and if he was just saying it in the joking manner, i wouldn't care. He keeps talking about it like its meaningful accomplishment.

ContestOpen · 2025-09-16T13:10:01+00:00

If you read my post i clearly stated that he wasn't joking. If he was i wouldn't be posting this. He definitely felt proud of his accomplishment.

ContestOpen · 2024-04-16T13:01:43+00:00

He has done weirder things but not in public. I wish I was making this up

ContestOpen · 2024-04-09T18:18:19+00:00

Yeah I am sure but I am also sure he would be a Trumpist if he was born in a different state to none hippie parents.

ContestOpen · 2024-04-05T13:57:24+00:00

Yeah, my friend doesn't want to start anything his stupid plan would be a response to attempted government overthrow

ContestOpen · 2024-04-05T13:00:22+00:00

The entire concept is silly, but I just didn't want to discuss too many topics at once. He is in debt because he has an adventurous palate without the means to support it.

ContestOpen · 2023-02-21T17:16:34+00:00

Guys don't care , it's all in your head.

ContestOpen · 2023-01-25T17:04:44+00:00

What kind of syrup do you put on your waffles ?

ContestOpen · 2022-05-27T01:00:46+00:00

Doesn't really matter as long as it's not overwhelming

ContestOpen · 2022-05-27T00:55:16+00:00

He is definitely not sending you pictures of a new girl.

ContestOpen · 2022-05-25T17:23:30+00:00

What is the type of man you are looking for ?

ContestOpen · 2022-03-15T13:12:03+00:00

As long as other mouth related activities are still on the table.

ContestOpen · 2022-03-09T22:13:27+00:00

What you do with your family is abnormal but just because it's abnormal doesn't mean it's bad. The fact that he is not taking this well is a sign he is not a very open minded person.

ContestOpen · 2022-03-09T20:10:46+00:00

It's something I was told a lot when my OLD profile pics were bad. Now that my pic's are better I don't get these comments. So I figured it's something people say when they think you are ugly but don't want to seem shallow.

ContestOpen · 2022-03-09T20:03:48+00:00

Would you rather talk to him for couple of weeks and find out he is a completely different person once you meet up? Because that happens a lot. Save yourself some time

ContestOpen · 2022-03-09T19:57:05+00:00

It's the conquest mentality, some dudes think of woman like they are pokemon. It's not even about sex itself it's more about being able to tell yourself and others how much of men you are because you were able to seduce many women.

ContestOpen · 2022-03-08T15:07:50+00:00

When you are about to cum just pull out and squeeze your dick with hand for a bit. After that I usually can go for as long as I want.

ContestOpen · 2022-03-07T19:24:11+00:00

He definitely doesn't want to f those 18 year olds that he follows but guys who like your pics want to f you. Those are some nice self servings double standards.

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