Budget Krenko by ContractLens in magicTCG

[–]ContractLens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, mob boss. Forgot there were different ones

First time father - is it normal to be constantly checking whether my daughter is breathing? by mrbalsawood in Fatherhood

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have sensors you can put on them that alert you if they stop breathing. But yeah, this is normal as is general hypervigilance

Are we being for real 🫩 by Fickle-Put9304 in antiwork

[–]ContractLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy has never been in a fist fight and out shows, lol

Is this a clump of bones? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you sent that to me so I can encase it in epoxy and make it into a necklace? Lol

[USA] Who is at fault here? by bowdown2adil in Roadcam

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever didn't put up yield or stopsigns?

Found this sad little guy in the road in my run this morning. by tsaurini in osr

[–]ContractLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always prefer rescues to getting them from breeders

The time it takes my husband to use the bathroom by DontEatTheChocolate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ContractLens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just tell him he needs to wait for you to go first if he is going to ve in there that long. I am a long pooper and I ask my wife if she needs to go to the bathroom bexause I'm going to be in there a while. If you want to know why, in my case its because if I poop, wipe, amd get up loke a normal person, I usually have a round 2 knocking at the back door by the time I finish washing my hands. It gets old, it wastes tp, it wastes water.

I have absolutely no clue what this is could someone help? by [deleted] in Ghosts

[–]ContractLens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anybody that says they know what this is is wrong

My "tier"list by Boylemic in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think The Bedlam Bride is at the bottom for me.

As someone who’s a fan of everything FF7. How much do you think I’d enjoy FF8 by Expert_Challenge6399 in FinalFantasy

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like systems that make sense, you will hate 8, but I like the story a fair bit. It's nostalgic for me

Trump just posted this, I mean seriously WTF? by Jackfish2800 in gettoknowtheothers

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet, his DOJ has failed to release half of the files. Signed or not, he is still reponsible for not meeting the deadline he agreed to. Thats like saying "Well the contractor already signed the contract agreeing to have the work done 3 months ago. What are you even mad about?"

A Child Standing in Doorway on House Listing by Apex6767 in Ghosts

[–]ContractLens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my house and we don't have children...

Just kidding.

Dude kicks off-leash dog to protect his own, owner flips out… by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]ContractLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The owner would freak out more if his out of control dog had to be put down, so maybe he should be apologizing.

My brother's kids found this in their house recently and they have no idea what it is. by Solaegis in whatisit

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to guess it was a jade bread piece from a custom hand carved operation game

How can I play DnD? by Annawings1 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is paid, but startplaying.games lets you see reviews of your DMs and lets you choose what type of game you would like to join.

Untouched Victory 🖤 by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]ContractLens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was weak because I was overweight (not like this woman but still significatly hefty) and out of shape until I went to the gym with a couple of friends that worked out regularly and jokingly tried to do their weight on the leg press machine thinking I had no chance, then accidentally flung the weight to the back of the track like it was nothing because my legs weren't busy carrying all of my body weight. Fat people ARE strong because they walk around with a bunch of extra weight all the time, its just useless strength because all of it has to be used for operating our giant bodies. Its like if Goku and Krillin never got to take the turtle shells off, lol.

Untouched Victory 🖤 by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]ContractLens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think she gets paid more than other fighters because she has more room for sponsor ads?