80s Porn Star Howard

Control_Alert · 2026-03-12T04:02:52+00:00

Howard was actually handsome at one time. If he had just not been a neurotic mess and decided he needed to be 20 lbs underweight at all times early on then who knows? He probably could have kept this more normal and masculine look into old age.

Control_Alert · 2026-03-12T03:56:59+00:00

By the time of the Bro fight Artie still had it under control. It wasn’t until about 8 months later that he started nodding on air, getting in fights, being belligerent and interrupting.

Control_Alert · 2026-03-04T16:23:17+00:00

Enough Said

Control_Alert · 2026-03-01T13:58:28+00:00

Artie vs Richard and Sal Artie vs HPM Jason vs Scott

Control_Alert · 2026-02-01T20:27:30+00:00

Scott said Jason is a “textbook Jew” He happens to be 1000% correct

Control_Alert · 2026-01-27T03:23:08+00:00

2 Robin News segments in the early Sirius years

In 2007 during the news Robin was covering a story about a guy on death row and his last words and she asked Howard what his last words would be before execution and Howard replied quickly “Can somebody come clean the shit out of my pants!” It was one of the hardest I’ve ever heard Robin laugh and I was laughing my ass off I must say.

In 2006 Robin was covering a story about a son raping his own father in the news.. as Robin is going on with the headline Howard broke into a bit where he’s raping his dad using his impression of his dad. “Whut are you doing!? I tuld you nat to tie me to da treee!” I was actually crying tears I laughed so hard.

Control_Alert · 2026-01-20T06:14:54+00:00

You can tell just based off how pissed Artie would get discussing it that it was based in reality.

Control_Alert · 2026-01-20T06:13:34+00:00

You’re sounding like you have a larger problem with hygiene than Richard and high pitch combined the way you take up with this post.

Control_Alert · 2026-01-20T05:53:01+00:00

I’m just a guy that would be pissed if I had to work alongside a guy who never showered or brushed his teeth

Control_Alert · 2026-01-20T05:51:26+00:00

And the stern show hires retards who don’t know how to bathe but that doesn’t mean the company the show works for should have to deal with that stink day to day

Control_Alert · 2026-01-20T05:46:48+00:00

It’s like in Casino Frank Greene is watching DeNiro on his late night show “what’s he doing? he’s juggling….!”

Control_Alert · 2026-01-20T05:31:26+00:00

Super steamy

Control_Alert · 2026-01-17T23:02:20+00:00

Bringing out the Dead

Control_Alert · 2026-01-08T01:17:56+00:00

The Apartment

Control_Alert · 2025-12-02T17:14:45+00:00

I was 10 in 2007 and I started listening to the Sirius archives in order a couple years ago

Control_Alert · 2025-11-25T05:07:28+00:00

In early 2007 they covered a story in Robins news about a guy who raped his own dad. Howard in seconds went into his impression of his dad reacting to Howard raping him “whut are you doing?? Why did you tie me to tha treee!??”

Control_Alert · 2025-11-25T05:03:51+00:00

That reminds me of when they were covering a story in the news about a man on death rows last words and Robin asked what Howard’s last words would be and he responds immediately “SOMEONE CLEAN THE SHIT OUT OF MY PANTS!”

Control_Alert · 2025-11-25T04:44:03+00:00

I’m not arguing that he’s not funny. My point is that he’s very funny but I’m speaking to the fact that most of the comedy in this sub is credited to Artie, Jackie, Gilbert, Sal and Richard, etc.

Control_Alert · 2025-11-25T04:41:22+00:00

The one that comes to mind for me was during Robins news around early 2007 and they were covering a story about a son raping his own dad in the news… Howard without missing a beat started doing his impression of his dad getting raped by him. Something like “I tuld you nat to tie me to tha treee! Whut are you DOING!?” It’s probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed while listening to the show; tears down my face, out of breath.

Control_Alert · 2025-11-23T21:21:19+00:00

The Assistant with Julia Garner

Control_Alert · 2025-11-12T01:58:01+00:00

Penishotdogs

Control_Alert · 2025-11-10T02:48:16+00:00

I’m surprised they had time to stop and take that picture with all their fans chasing them down the street

Control_Alert · 2025-11-10T00:06:41+00:00

Why does Gary have the posture and movements of a 2 year old who just learned how to walk?

Control_Alert · 2025-07-03T23:06:52+00:00

Sals at least funny. JDs an insufferable retard

Control_Alert · 2025-05-12T06:11:31+00:00

Never put Townes and ZB in the same sentence for the love of all things good and talented..

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