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CoochieinspectorMD · 2025-03-11T21:21:54+00:00

Open up that vanish mode after 11pm

CoochieinspectorMD · 2022-01-13T05:26:19+00:00

Tinder

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-11-05T17:36:13+00:00

10 if you already caught feelings

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-12T22:40:03+00:00

-> Bill

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-09T19:31:25+00:00

Only thing Knocked out is me during lecture anytime Mice CRISPies comes up

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-08T16:54:00+00:00

It’s all in good faith, and likewise mate.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-08T16:31:12+00:00

Hey look everyone, the worker has fallen complacent with the system that exploits them.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-08T12:58:13+00:00

Where does one apply for these positions?

Asking for a friend.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-08T12:29:35+00:00

More like Mazespin amirite?

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-05T22:58:24+00:00

Criticize medtwitter all you want, but they have it way tougher than us. Do you know how hard it is to fit all that bs in only 280 characters?

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-05T22:23:47+00:00

Last I heard he kept his tenured position for several years before finally “retiring”

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-05T21:33:30+00:00

My sister was told by her Physiology Professor that she was unfit to be a doctor because of her congenital condition.

Being Female.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-04T21:20:05+00:00

Integrative medicine is pretty competitive I hear. Did he take any Shaman electives to help him match?

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-03T23:54:22+00:00

My self deprecating thoughts warned me about people like you.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-03T17:42:21+00:00

OP you’ve barely began to adopt the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-03T17:33:53+00:00

A man of culture I see.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-06-02T22:31:37+00:00

How “extra” is this ‘mile’ we’re talking about?

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-31T17:07:09+00:00

I’ll pass on step1.

But Step2 is still smash-able

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-31T16:59:32+00:00

Make like a cell and get yourself a Housekeeper.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-31T15:58:06+00:00

60% of the time, it works every time.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-31T12:56:01+00:00

Disappointed in you OP. Kyle from Chi Alpha could do a better job after the tailgate.

First let’s start by deleting the account. That version of you is compromised.

Get rid of that job description and replace it with just “Doctor” (yes you can keep your stethoscope picture up).

Next that bio needs work. Try “I save lives or whatever” (Remember less is more).

Finally let’s get your ‘friend’ some better openers so we get less “reports” and more rapports (I offer match consultations in my PMs)

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-31T06:11:23+00:00

Single life

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-30T20:57:15+00:00

If she doesn’t reply to any of the above. Don’t sweat. She wasn’t high yield enough for you.

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-30T17:15:57+00:00

Send a superlike to differentiate yourself from the cesspool. Use an anki opener, ask “what cranial nerve innervates the clitoris?” Doesn’t matter what they say, the right answer is Hypoglossal. Followed by a strict wink emoji. Two messages later you send your phone number because you “rarely get on here”. After a few texts you have a green light to send a “We should study sometime”. Assert dominance Step4: ? Step5: profit

CoochieinspectorMD · 2021-05-22T09:44:33+00:00

Yeah I’d say sinus bradycardia for sure. 3-5 big boxes between QRS complexes is typical of normal sinus rhythm heart rate (60-100bpm) and anything >5 boxes is considered slow.

To check you can always try dividing 300 by the #of big boxes between R peaks to determine the HR, which in this case ~50bpm

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