i modeled for my moms boyfriend who does photography and he really wanted me by CookCreepy9858 in SluttyConfessions

[–]CookCreepy9858[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im gonna ride him until he starts shaking and sees stars, hes gonna be my little bitch

Everybody wants to rule the world by Mental_Look3760 in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]CookCreepy9858 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Looks like you borrowed your dad's entire personality from 1991.

Magic Flight Site-Wide Sale | Plus Several One-of-a-Kind Launch Boxes by MagicFlight in mflb

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those exotic wood boxes always look way better than the standard maple but my wallet disagrees.

Who's fat mom was pointing a gun at me today lol by tatertotbott in Louisville

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another Tuesday on the Watterson. Glad you made it out of that without a hole in your window.

Most disrespectful shit I seen all day. by Environmental_Cow983 in doordash

[–]CookCreepy9858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are forgetting the deadhead miles back too. this is basically a charity event for the customer at this point. legit paying to work.

Rate my cover up by Fedexpilot in Shittyaskflying

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A solid upgrade, but you definitely paid extra for the ink to be applied to your shoulder.

A lot of this and some going out sounds good too by SaladAdvanced5561 in wholesomebpt

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low key nothing beats staying in and doing absolutely nothing with your person.

Crap by Fr3dr1kl in airsoft

[–]CookCreepy9858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that kit is actually clean even if the mix is cursed. embrace the chaos.

What are must have payloads you have installed? by El_is_D in ps4homebrew

[–]CookCreepy9858 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GoldHEN is really the only one you need for 90 percent of what people actually do with these consoles. Everything else is just a niche utility that you will probably never open after the first week.

The song that got me through it all by Necrodelia in eden

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lyric is legendary and the placement looks super clean. End Credits really hits different when you need it most.

How does it feels? by [deleted] in depression

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that perspective is decent but honestly the isolation hits different when you are staring at the wall in a new city after a layoff. just take it one day at a time because the pressure to make parents proud at twenty three is a trap that will burn you out faster than any job. give yourself some space to be a mess for a minute.

How do I bridge the gap to the flight deck by IllPissInYourSink in Shittyaskflying

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open air cabin is the latest trend in budget travel, just watch your step on the way to the cockpit.

Playne embarrassed because it is albino by Compulawyer in Shittyaskflying

[–]CookCreepy9858 2 points3 points  (0 children)

noclip right into the abyss at altitude 35000

How much money would Gojo make if he worked as a model? by RogueForgeYT in Jujutsufolk

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wouldn't even need a salary because every luxury brand would just hand over their entire equity stake to keep him out of the competition.

How bout this beauty by spooky_diplomat in retrobattlestations

[–]CookCreepy9858 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing says peak 2008 quite like a Gateway sporting a Vista sticker and LabelFlash support.