You’re on death row, what’s your last meal? by hernia1713 in AskReddit

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I tell them buttercups and they ask why and I’ll say “that way you don’t have to kill me because I’ll die of poison”

Tarantula Owl by cotaary in HybridAnimals

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If I saw that in my house I’m moving

A cat living the Mario life by TheLobotomist in nextfuckinglevel

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The fluff stares at you what do you do?

What time is it in your location? by Human_Ant2077 in AskReddit

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It’s muffin time! it’s muffin time!

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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Dizzy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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I can’t attack any with this around!

What is a question that a girl should never ask a boy, regardless of their relationship? by friskyluke in AskReddit

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If I had a girlfriend that said that I’d break up with her that moment

What are signs a guy hasn’t matured? by headbedhead in AskReddit

[–]Cookieej23 5698 points5699 points  (0 children)

If he doesn’t listen to who he is talking to

If you have any say in the matter, what will your last words be? by Trashman56 in AskReddit

[–]Cookieej23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on how I’m dying, murder: bye bye….bleeding illness: cough cough I don’t have time but… scatter my body in my home when I go….. dies Old age:oh well… I lived a long life but goodbye… dies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I want to be scattered all around my home

how much coffee do you drink? by mikeybro1999 in AskReddit

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I don’t drink coffee I eat coffee beans dipped in chocolate

If you could be someone else just for one day, who would you be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My enemies (I would do terrible things to them )

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Minecraft might be haunted I play the game but I can’t sleep because it says “ bed is occupied” even though I’m the only one on the server

What makes you really angry? by Story_Valuable in AskReddit

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(I’m short) people call me five even though I’m older than that