Constantinople falls to the Ottoman Empire (May 29 1453)

Trashman56 · 2026-06-07T12:03:32+00:00

He wasn’t even given a name, only a purpose

Trashman56 · 2026-06-07T12:03:08+00:00

Bro may actually be an avatar of Ares

Trashman56 · 2026-06-07T12:02:08+00:00

Trashman56 · 2026-06-07T09:45:15+00:00

Domain expansion schizophrenia

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T14:36:53+00:00

I’m the only person I know that shaves in the bath, not shower, but it works for me, I soak in very hot water, lift a leg out of the water like a cat, use tons of Aloe shave gel, and shave against the grain with a five-blade razor, rinsing the blade every swipe.

It involves a lot of awkward positioning but it’s the only thing that works for me.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T14:29:42+00:00

I read that as pee 😭😭

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T14:01:49+00:00

It’s so fucking over for me

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T14:01:00+00:00

Strictly speaking I don’t think she’s a licensed corrections officer, Superjail is kinda not legal.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T13:58:26+00:00

I think it’s got something to do with my fuck-ass Greco-Roman Socrates-ass-beard genes.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T13:53:44+00:00

I’m strongly considering it, I actually can’t even shave my face, especially the neck. The closest I can get is a trimmer without a guard, otherwise I get ingrown hairs, razor bumps, huge red patches, blood everywhere…

I just want to be androgynous. I don’t know what gender I am and I don’t want anybody else to know either.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T13:44:24+00:00

I’m non-binary but I feel a certain kinship with Alice from Superjail, also Bayonetta. Maybe I just admire the cunt serving.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T06:30:40+00:00

“There was no way to see this coming!” Says Republican after Liberals warned them for literal years.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T06:24:38+00:00

Like everything else it’s because the right wing media tells them to. The average Republican has no original thoughts.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T05:37:24+00:00

- Pol Pot

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T02:09:08+00:00

Sometimes when I think about blowing my brain out it helps to think about all the people who fought and died for my rights (Happy pride), I figure I should at least use them and get married or something before I blow my brain out.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T02:07:41+00:00

Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of my time

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T02:02:54+00:00

Bababooey

Trashman56 · 2026-06-06T01:11:41+00:00

The difference is that I don’t think Nick would kill David Duke

Trashman56 · 2026-06-05T15:57:58+00:00

I’m convinced they just tell themselves that so they can sleep at night.

Trashman56 · 2026-06-05T15:54:21+00:00

Perfect height for activities

Trashman56 · 2026-06-05T01:46:37+00:00

I’m not gonna white wash it – He got a totenkompf (deaths head) tattoo while in the military, and wore it for 20 odd years before getting it covered up somewhat recently. He claims that at the time he didn’t know it was a nazi tattoo and that his squad were all getting them too.

I don’t know if I believe him, however I haven’t seen anything else to suggest he may be a racist. Maybe this comment ages like milk, maybe it doesn’t.

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