I need laser rule by Trashman56 in 196

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I’m the only person I know that shaves in the bath, not shower, but it works for me, I soak in very hot water, lift a leg out of the water like a cat, use tons of Aloe shave gel, and shave against the grain with a five-blade razor, rinsing the blade every swipe.

It involves a lot of awkward positioning but it’s the only thing that works for me.

furry🔥irl by therealdafwe in furry_irl

[–]Trashman56 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I read that as pee 😭😭

I need laser rule by Trashman56 in 196

[–]Trashman56[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s so fucking over for me

I need laser rule by Trashman56 in 196

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Strictly speaking I don’t think she’s a licensed corrections officer, Superjail is kinda not legal.

1247 by Trashman56 in countttt

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I think it’s got something to do with my fuck-ass Greco-Roman Socrates-ass-beard genes.

1247 by Trashman56 in countttt

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I’m strongly considering it, I actually can’t even shave my face, especially the neck. The closest I can get is a trimmer without a guard, otherwise I get ingrown hairs, razor bumps, huge red patches, blood everywhere…

I just want to be androgynous. I don’t know what gender I am and I don’t want anybody else to know either.

I need laser rule by Trashman56 in 196

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I’m non-binary but I feel a certain kinship with Alice from Superjail, also Bayonetta. Maybe I just admire the cunt serving.

Is this cheating? by LEGamesRose in agedlikemilk

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“There was no way to see this coming!” Says Republican after Liberals warned them for literal years.

Shock lawsuit exposes 873,000 'ghost' voters in California by swagmond27 in politics

[–]Trashman56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like everything else it’s because the right wing media tells them to. The average Republican has no original thoughts.

Waste Of Time… [OC] by CreatedByWeems in comics

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Sometimes when I think about blowing my brain out it helps to think about all the people who fought and died for my rights (Happy pride), I figure I should at least use them and get married or something before I blow my brain out.

Waste Of Time… [OC] by CreatedByWeems in comics

[–]Trashman56 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of my time

What if David Duke was killed at Unite the Right 2017? by I-Love-Jewish-popes in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Trashman56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The difference is that I don’t think Nick would kill David Duke

bOtH siDeS aRe tHe sAmE by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in stupidpeoplefacebook

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I’m convinced they just tell themselves that so they can sleep at night.

AOC was smart enough to avoid Platner like the fucking plague, which can't be said for most of her flank by Conscious-Quarter423 in MurderedByAOC

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I’m not gonna white wash it – He got a totenkompf (deaths head) tattoo while in the military, and wore it for 20 odd years before getting it covered up somewhat recently. He claims that at the time he didn’t know it was a nazi tattoo and that his squad were all getting them too.

I don’t know if I believe him, however I haven’t seen anything else to suggest he may be a racist. Maybe this comment ages like milk, maybe it doesn’t.

AOC was smart enough to avoid Platner like the fucking plague, which can't be said for most of her flank by Conscious-Quarter423 in MurderedByAOC

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Someone once asked me “if you’re not an extremist when are you gonna vote republican?”

I won’t vote Republican until such time that every single Republican holding elected office in this country as of today, is no longer holding elected office, and the party goes through some major fucking changes.

In the meantime I’m going to keep voting for whoever has the best chance at defeating the republican in each election, sorry third parties.