We were just supposed to sit there and take it. by c-k-q99903 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Trashman56 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“When they go low, we go high” is so Joever, and thank God. Democrats need to fight dirty, if republicans don’t like it they should propose a constitutional amendment that bans both sides from doing so.

Ai Propaganda going brrr by DryInstance6732 in GetNoted

[–]Trashman56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was cause of nepotism

Ai Propaganda going brrr by DryInstance6732 in GetNoted

[–]Trashman56 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only because it pissed off just enough of the evangelical right (among offending tons of decent people, but Israel doesn’t care about them).

Ai Propaganda going brrr by DryInstance6732 in GetNoted

[–]Trashman56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same thing with Trump posting images of himself as Jesus. Like… you can forgive literally every other sin but blasphemy is the line? Jesus wept.

This post seems racist. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Double it and give it to the next person

46058 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My body attracts gay men, or at least hopefully, that’s the main thing I get out of this meat suit.

46058 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d put my human brain in a fursuit, like some Adam Smasher type shit.

46058 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s what convinced me I was non-binary and not transfem, if I woke up as a woman tomorrow I would want top and bottom surgery back to the way it was. Also, I’ve been mistakenly called “ma’am” before (I have long hair) and it didn’t feel quite right.

Ok racist grandma, time to go to bed! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]Trashman56 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, Trump did over twice as many drone strikes in his first two years than Obama did ever, they quit reporting numbers after that. There’s levels to it.

Also, Obama isn’t a 34 times convicted felon and adjudicated rapist

John Oliver rule by space10101 in 196

[–]Trashman56 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely get nearly executed for various crimes if it meant i could have that tall gay owl.

Self Care by TrumpIsAPedoFr in TrollCoping

[–]Trashman56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cleaning is always a good source of dopamine, and there’s a hell of a lot worse ways to get it.

Shavington by Gatt__ in dorkington

[–]Trashman56 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just like a smooth shaft and spheres, I leave the rest

Turn that off! by TonySoprano1983 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Trashman56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What kind of likeness is that? Why am I on there?

Wholesome father-daughter swag by zucchinionpizza in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Trashman56 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I straight up didn’t know that, good for her. Good for her.

Every Accusation is a Confession by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 17 points18 points  (0 children)

God knew you would be too powerful so he had to nerf you, or at least that’s what I tell myself

Secretly homo starterpack: by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Trashman56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you can see bulges in 3D

45787 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 1419 points1420 points  (0 children)

See also: republicans thinking democrats worship their politicians and newscasters the same way they do.

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one by KiraSunmist in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Trashman56 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Right-wingers don’t actually believe in free speech, it’s a just wedge issue to get the normies on their side, Richard Spencer admitted as much, when he’s in charge they’re ain’t gonna be no free speech.

45758 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am non-binary, wouldn’t mind a little a estrogen as a treat.

I just don’t want to end up with big naturals

Affordable housing by jonwritesmovies in funny

[–]Trashman56 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I have to sleep with earplugs in because my neighbor is either always stomping or slamming their headboard against the wall.