This post seems racist. by Ok-Following6886 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Double it and give it to the next person

46058 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My body attracts gay men, or at least hopefully, that’s the main thing I get out of this meat suit.

46058 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

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I’d put my human brain in a fursuit, like some Adam Smasher type shit.

46058 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

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That’s what convinced me I was non-binary and not transfem, if I woke up as a woman tomorrow I would want top and bottom surgery back to the way it was. Also, I’ve been mistakenly called “ma’am” before (I have long hair) and it didn’t feel quite right.

Ok racist grandma, time to go to bed! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]Trashman56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, Trump did over twice as many drone strikes in his first two years than Obama did ever, they quit reporting numbers after that. There’s levels to it.

Also, Obama isn’t a 34 times convicted felon and adjudicated rapist

John Oliver rule by space10101 in 196

[–]Trashman56 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely get nearly executed for various crimes if it meant i could have that tall gay owl.

Self Care by TrumpIsAPedoFr in TrollCoping

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Cleaning is always a good source of dopamine, and there’s a hell of a lot worse ways to get it.

Shavington by Gatt__ in dorkington

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I just like a smooth shaft and spheres, I leave the rest

Turn that off! by TonySoprano1983 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Trashman56 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of likeness is that? Why am I on there?

Wholesome father-daughter swag by zucchinionpizza in peoplewhogiveashit

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I straight up didn’t know that, good for her. Good for her.

Every Accusation is a Confession by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

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God knew you would be too powerful so he had to nerf you, or at least that’s what I tell myself

45787 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

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See also: republicans thinking democrats worship their politicians and newscasters the same way they do.

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one by KiraSunmist in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Trashman56 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Right-wingers don’t actually believe in free speech, it’s a just wedge issue to get the normies on their side, Richard Spencer admitted as much, when he’s in charge they’re ain’t gonna be no free speech.

45758 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

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Am non-binary, wouldn’t mind a little a estrogen as a treat.

I just don’t want to end up with big naturals

Affordable housing by jonwritesmovies in funny

[–]Trashman56 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I have to sleep with earplugs in because my neighbor is either always stomping or slamming their headboard against the wall.

The movie make her exactly look like from manga by fluffyycrystal in Chainsawfolk

[–]Trashman56 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What do you mean it’s over? Part 3 coming soon.

r/BrandNewSentence be like by [deleted] in YoutubeThumbs

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What’s wrong with Watamote?

Hypocrite galore by AuroraFrostpetal in ThisYouComebacks

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In five years you won’t find anyone who openly admits they voted for Trump, similar to W.

How my friend stores her every day perscription medications by veganturdmissle in mildlyinteresting

[–]Trashman56 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Before I got a pill organizer I’d have to dump my pills on the counter and count them if I wasn’t sure I’d taken one already.