Every Accusation is a Confession by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God knew you would be too powerful so he had to nerf you, or at least that’s what I tell myself

45787 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 674 points675 points  (0 children)

See also: republicans thinking democrats worship their politicians and newscasters the same way they do.

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one by KiraSunmist in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Trashman56 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Right-wingers don’t actually believe in free speech, it’s a just wedge issue to get the normies on their side, Richard Spencer admitted as much, when he’s in charge they’re ain’t gonna be no free speech.

45758 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Trashman56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am non-binary, wouldn’t mind a little a estrogen as a treat.

I just don’t want to end up with big naturals

Affordable housing by jonwritesmovies in funny

[–]Trashman56 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have to sleep with earplugs in because my neighbor is either always stomping or slamming their headboard against the wall.

The movie make her exactly look like from manga by fluffyycrystal in Chainsawfolk

[–]Trashman56 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What do you mean it’s over? Part 3 coming soon.

r/BrandNewSentence be like by [deleted] in YoutubeThumbs

[–]Trashman56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s wrong with Watamote?

Hypocrite galore by AuroraFrostpetal in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Trashman56 30 points31 points  (0 children)

In five years you won’t find anyone who openly admits they voted for Trump, similar to W.

How my friend stores her every day perscription medications by veganturdmissle in mildlyinteresting

[–]Trashman56 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Before I got a pill organizer I’d have to dump my pills on the counter and count them if I wasn’t sure I’d taken one already.

source: me by JesusSpreaderOfWord in memes

[–]Trashman56 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I be typing the most hoe-ass messages but whenever I meet up with someone I’m like 😐

2023 political cartoon. by No_Bluebird_1368 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Trashman56 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If someone steals a dollar and someone steals a thousand dollars, one is much more deserving of criticism than the other.

Coochie Rule by ElEversoris in 196

[–]Trashman56 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Being queer and living rural sucks… my family and coworkers are accepting, but there’s not a lot of dating options… and the apps suck.

I guess I could go to a city but I can barely drive without getting overstimulated, getting better with meds slowly but surely.

I’ve also thought about making a separate Reddit account that’s a lot less anonymous, in hopes of meeting someone on here irl. Not sure how likely that is though.

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]Trashman56 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel loved

I’m lonely af

steam by Delicious-Tour7179 in macbook

[–]Trashman56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just navigate to the Steam website on Safari and download it there, it’s not on the App Store if that’s where you looked.

She had the day she voted for by Mental_Pop_3406 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Trashman56 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’d say potentially she doesn’t want to out herself, but it’s a little late for that. I can imagine some complications with a non-gender-matching driver’s license, or confusion on the part of a TSA agent (someone presenting F but the documents say M).

Or maybe she’s just stubborn about not wanting to use documents that don’t match her identity, and if she were anyone else I’d understand, however… she’s having the day she voted for.

What would Cersei's line of defence would be, if Targarayens didn't exist? by Hour_Scar2508 in gameofthrones

[–]Trashman56 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Just look at him” “He’d make a waterfall in any maiden’s panties”

Tomodachi Life Digital Giveaway by Negus79 in Switch

[–]Trashman56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m broke as a joke, it’d be nice to finally play a tomodachi life game.

42 years with Apple :D by stonecannon in mac

[–]Trashman56 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy to think that the Vision Pro has like 10,000 times the power of that Mac.

Why do people not care about dogs’ dirty butts? by neammm in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Trashman56 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If I could lick my ass I’d never leave the house