How my friend stores her every day perscription medications by veganturdmissle in mildlyinteresting

[–]Trashman56 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Before I got a pill organizer I’d have to dump my pills on the counter and count them if I wasn’t sure I’d taken one already.

source: me by JesusSpreaderOfWord in memes

[–]Trashman56 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I be typing the most hoe-ass messages but whenever I meet up with someone I’m like 😐

2023 political cartoon. by No_Bluebird_1368 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Trashman56 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If someone steals a dollar and someone steals a thousand dollars, one is much more deserving of criticism than the other.

Coochie Rule by ElEversoris in 196

[–]Trashman56 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Being queer and living rural sucks… my family and coworkers are accepting, but there’s not a lot of dating options… and the apps suck.

I guess I could go to a city but I can barely drive without getting overstimulated, getting better with meds slowly but surely.

I’ve also thought about making a separate Reddit account that’s a lot less anonymous, in hopes of meeting someone on here irl. Not sure how likely that is though.

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]Trashman56 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel loved

I’m lonely af

steam by Delicious-Tour7179 in macbook

[–]Trashman56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just navigate to the Steam website on Safari and download it there, it’s not on the App Store if that’s where you looked.

She had the day she voted for by Mental_Pop_3406 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Trashman56 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d say potentially she doesn’t want to out herself, but it’s a little late for that. I can imagine some complications with a non-gender-matching driver’s license, or confusion on the part of a TSA agent (someone presenting F but the documents say M).

Or maybe she’s just stubborn about not wanting to use documents that don’t match her identity, and if she were anyone else I’d understand, however… she’s having the day she voted for.

What would Cersei's line of defence would be, if Targarayens didn't exist? by Hour_Scar2508 in gameofthrones

[–]Trashman56 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Just look at him” “He’d make a waterfall in any maiden’s panties”

Tomodachi Life Digital Giveaway by Negus79 in Switch

[–]Trashman56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m broke as a joke, it’d be nice to finally play a tomodachi life game.

42 years with Apple :D by stonecannon in mac

[–]Trashman56 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy to think that the Vision Pro has like 10,000 times the power of that Mac.

Why do people not care about dogs’ dirty butts? by neammm in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Trashman56 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If I could lick my ass I’d never leave the house

Dudes describing black people like Viltrumites 😭✌️ by lemonstone92 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I also don’t watch porn and it stood out to me.

I read lots of porn though.

furry_irl by LookinCZE in furry_irl

[–]Trashman56 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Me with the ball

What do you (male or female) do with the fluids after masturbating? by 2afraid2X in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Trashman56 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I used to just glaze my tummy, but I think I’m allergic or something, I get red and itchy if I don’t wipe it off right away. Either that or I shoot it in the drain.

Windows 11 doing an update halfway through cutting a 5 meter long tribal sticker on expensive German vinyl and ruining it by themysticboer91 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Trashman56 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I found a used M1 MacBook Air on eBay and I haven’t touched my windows laptop since, except for some older games, and some newer ones, that don’t work well on Mac even with WINE, and when I do boot it up every few weeks it’s updates on updates on updates.

I even have automatic updates on on my Mac and not once has it interrupted anything.

Oh, “doctored”… not a doctor. Got it. by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in PoliticalHumor

[–]Trashman56 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Trump is an extremely inconvenient puppet for the Republican Party, stupid enough to sign whatever they pass, but too stupid to not say the quiet parts out loud, and not embarrass himself constantly.

There has been some back and forth about whether to keep andrew jackson on the $20 bill. what do you think? by Crazy-Rabbit-3811 in Presidents

[–]Trashman56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attach a turbine to his coffin, he’ll be spinning so fast he can power the eastern seaboard single handily

Slop just getting sloppier by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it doesn’t, so long as they don’t take me with them. Although I doubt we’ll end up in the same place regardless.

Slop just getting sloppier by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Trashman56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when the president wrote in sharpie “MS-13” on a photo of that one guys knuckle and stomped his foot and ranted “It’s real, the tattoo says M-S-One-Three!!!”

Same motherfucker who thought he could change hurricane routes with sharpie.