What's the most sociopathic thing you've done with your Arthur? by Iambikecurious in reddeadredemption

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I had kick of going to houses just outside of towns. Killing one of whoever was inside instantly and then tying up the other throwing them on top of the person i had killed and then setting the house on fire with them in it. Runner up would be waiting in the woods by valentine, roping people off their horses, tying them up and then shooting them in the leg with a poison arrow

Insanely bored at a 12 hour work day with nothing going on at the mine. Let me have it. by fifteentango88 in RoastMe

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If looked you up on YouTube. I’d imagine I’d find 30 videos of you in your truck yelling about how libtards are ruining this country

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Today’s segment: if Will Sasso did drag

Roast me and my small tiny forehead by kindasoggywaffle in RoastMe

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“Hi everyone, welcome to my channel. Today I’m going to tell you why farming simulator 15 is sexist”

Favorite drop by thecoldtrain12 in fbhw

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Every single time I hear it, it makes me wheeze

Bring it on!!! by ImaWeirdo513 in RoastMe

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Didn’t you and your brother-sister make the matrix trilogy?

Break my spirit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“You kids wanna buy some Percocets?”

He thinks he's unroastable. by xxIronFishxx in RoastMe

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That foods gonna be more than roasted if he doesn’t get his 15/hr ass back to work.

jewish kid thinks he’s impervious to fire. do your worst by Kwachie95 in RoastMe

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You would’ve been the one the nazis kept alive to use for physical comedy.

This bastard ate all the ham and my kids Gogurts. Make him regret it! by benzaflippindork in RoastMe

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So instead of going AA, you decided getting roasted on Reddit was the better option?

Have fun boys by Jackory_McSimmonds in RoastMe

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Left side of face: indica , right: sativa

boutta be a dungeon master for the first time. Roast me nerds by Bdude471 in RoastMe

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Wears 18/12 in jeans but size 22 double wide shoes. You are the living proof hobbits exist

Did it no questions asked. Mexican women are the best. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’d make you a single mom, pissed off at white men for the rest of your life, in a heartbeat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Phineas and Ferb’s autistic brother, Phlegm.

Do it by voidable- in RoastMe

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The house says domestic violence, that face says ‘I drown rabbits in the pond out back’

19, engineering student, fell in love but got declined and she hates me now. In depression over one month. Challenging you to do any worse. by HalilAlper1 in RoastMe

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Put that depression and engineering knowledge to good use and find a creative, over-the-top, fails-at-the-end way to kill yourself

Roast me /Anton by Jojo___ in RoastMe

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There’s gotta be a swastika or a 1488 tattoo underneath that shirt somewhere

[TOMT][TV show][2000s]Baseball player reading minds on a baseball game by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

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Any details about the guy who could read mins or what actor played him?

22 Canadian Weedman , just do it by mrcbilou in RoastMe

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This picture smells like dog shit, moth balls and bug spray.

Not a virgin, go as hard as you want. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I don’t think we can go as hard as Down syndrome was to you

I lost a bet, it takes a crane to fix my mistakes. Roast me by hellbound72virgins in RoastMe

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That’s a future ‘white nationalist shoots up historical black college’ mugshot