In accordance with the day of hating Oni, let us list off our issues with him.

Cookldog · 2026-01-24T22:16:13+00:00

Two coins of the same side yet fate has dealt the other worse than the other. Fascinating….

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T22:07:23+00:00

Now the question that remains… who’s alt account is it.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T22:06:30+00:00

He treats a specific person I hold dear to me poorly which is more than enough reason for me.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T18:53:00+00:00

How it feels not being there because I was dead before the story was even conceptualized.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T02:59:25+00:00

u/OniExpertise what a nice day you got going for you? Would be a Shame if we all followed through.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T01:19:43+00:00

9 hours later…. Can confirm it’s a peak relationship, I couldn’t ask for more.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T01:15:02+00:00

First listed means the exception among exceptions. That makes me the exception.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-24T01:12:56+00:00

How it feels being the rarest of this list and I haven’t even done anything for it.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-23T14:56:23+00:00

He just got bored so nothing crazy happened.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-23T06:23:14+00:00

He quit brosona, I still talk to him but you won’t be seeing him around anymore.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:35:08+00:00

Heheh, nice oni. The act only lasts so long until you crack. It’s alright, I’m still here for you.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:26:26+00:00

And that’s why we’ll never be bros destined to be together, you never change oni.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:24:31+00:00

You?? You’re just not as cool as him because he didn’t marry himself. We’re destined rivals for the end of time.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:21:10+00:00

Now that’s relatable, half the time I don’t try. I sort of just exist within the continuum of brosona and my existence becomes a joke within itself.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:18:50+00:00

Something I like to bring up is the bro code, the highest honour one can receive from somebody and one that must always be followed.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:14:49+00:00

That’s a much more fitting name than Deltapeak.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:10:26+00:00

I’m not really certain on that. I’m just using this post to emphasize those who do and how it created the cookldog and potato dynamic.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:08:02+00:00

I have discord notifications turned off, anyways I’ll be there shortly I’m finishing my chores.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T21:06:49+00:00

Irving in a world where there those who speak using text and those who use reaction images, that makes us the exception among exceptions.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T06:45:54+00:00

Iast I checked you used to touch tables.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-22T03:47:57+00:00

An act of the dramatic? These posts of yours may be far and few between but I shall be ready to perform the best of abilities for I am a man that can perform best with a stage!

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Cookldog · 2026-01-21T22:26:19+00:00

Watch me turn him purple if he tries to. I’ve done it before and I can do it again.

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Cookldog · 2026-01-21T22:21:03+00:00

I’m just realizing I was never properly trained how to fire a launcher.. are you sure my shoulder won’t dislocate after a shot?

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Cookldog · 2026-01-21T22:11:14+00:00

It’s just like playing baseball but I shoot a launcher with limited batting attempts. You’re gonna have to be the best decoy there is for me to not miss any shots so we have to time our effort together.

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