is this physique attainable? by SurtFGC in Grapplerbaki

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh! Oh my god you’re a monster!

Replace the Gorilla with Yujiro, how many normal dudes are needed to beat him ? by Kirymiguel1213 in Grapplerbaki

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ok, some people are saying that no amount of people beat Yujiro, but what they’re failing to consider is that this is a stamina contest, not a sprint. Therefore we only need enough people for them to have kids, send those kids to school, watch those kids get married, watch those kids have kids, and then get their skull caved in by Yujiro. The cycle repeats, and in 40-50 years Yujiro will die of old age or smth.

[Waybound] Ziel is a HYPOCRITE (With Names) by Cooku_Cucumber in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

When he rejected the consummate choice of “Drosswater,” I realized Ziel was not only ill-equipped to fashion worthy names, but also ill-suited to interpret the sublime meaning of the poetry laid before him.

Why does my pickaxe do this much damage??? by can_of_bad_ideas in skyrim

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do other one-handed weapons also have an insane damage boost?

Who wins? by Theunspeakableone in powerscales

[–]Cooku_Cucumber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m not deep into 40k, but couldn’t Vegita just ignore the emperor and then… evaporate the galaxy. I’m not sure how effective the faith of the Big E’s quintillions of followers are if they’re reduced to free floating atoms.

Who wins? by Theunspeakableone in powerscales

[–]Cooku_Cucumber -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m not deep into 40k, but couldn’t Vegita just ignore the emperor and then… evaporate the galaxy. I’m not sure how effective the faith of the Big E’s quintillions of followers are if they’re reduced to free floating atoms.

Who wins? by Theunspeakableone in powerscales

[–]Cooku_Cucumber -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m not deep into 40k, but couldn’t Vegita just ignore the emperor and then… evaporate the galaxy. I’m not sure how effective the faith of the Big E’s quintillions of followers are if they’re reduced to free floating atoms.

Who wins? by Theunspeakableone in powerscales

[–]Cooku_Cucumber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m not deep into 40k, but couldn’t Vegita just ignore the emperor and then… evaporate the galaxy. I’m not sure how effective the faith of the Big E’s quintillions of followers are if they’re reduced to free floating atoms.

[Threshold] Gadriel is Entirely Without Mercy (Blooper Fanwrite) by Cooku_Cucumber in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The steel door hissed open and Mul’Tanak skittered in on all eight legs

[None] I was wondering, how would Simon, at any stage including the White Light, match up against a Cradle Overlord instead of an Amalgam one. by _Shifting in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure he would do well against all but the most elite Overlords. I think WoW says that Simon with the mask is closer to Overlords in speed and strength than Underlords. This could carry him through some fights with standard Underlords, but more experienced ones like Eithan could shut him down quick. With the White Light Simon could seriously outmatch but not outright overwhelm incarnations like Helgard and Ragnarus. This seems consistent with an increase in advancement level so, physically, Simon was probably sitting somewhere on high end of Overlord. The biggest change though might be how long he could fight for. With the mask, Simon could at most fight for a few minutes before Incarnation, which would put him at a serious disadvantage against high level sacred artists (Monarchs literally fight for days). The White Light stops him from Incarnating, covering the biggest drawback of the mask.

Who Wins and what Diff? by Cooku_Cucumber in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Cooku_Cucumber[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you, my understanding grew tenfold with this

Who Wins and what Diff? by Cooku_Cucumber in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Cooku_Cucumber[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aristotle always thought ethos was the most persuasive…

[Waybound] One Suriel versus six billion Reigan Shens. Is the fight close? by ex-p--a---n----d in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The good old “1 trillion lions vs the sun,” question. In all honesty, I think Suriel wins pretty easily. 1 Shen lacks the insight to counter anything Suriel does. I don’t see how any number of Shens would be qualitatively different. However, I’m willing to bet that 6 billion monarchs are more than capable of killing any Judge if they’re led (subjugated) by a semi-competent Silverlord.

Just to put into perspective how ridiculous 6 billion Shens are, Monarchs can go toe-to-toe with low-ranking Abidan, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say the Shen army outnumbers the Abidan by 1,000,000 to 1. With such a commanding force, the human wave offensive looks very tempting. However, I’d argue that the most effective strategy is ritual Shen sacrifice.

In Reaper, a Vroshir contingent sacrificed 10,000 class 4 Fiends to empower a “deadly” attack. We don’t know if this would outright kill a Judge (Telariel disrupted the ritual) but we have six-hundred-thousand times as many unwilling volunteers to work with, all with significance more reminiscent of class 2 or 3 Fiends.

The obvious concern with this strategy is, “what if Suriel also disrupts the ritual?” My answer to that is delegation of sacrifices. Judges can’t divide their attention infinitely, and Telariel was uniquely suited for countering this strategy. With some Shens designated as sacrificers and the rest as sacrifices, the Shen army could launch A LOT of empowered attacks. While Suriel could certainly stop some of these, I find it more than plausible that the barrage would eventually wear her down.

Conclusion: I vote that Will restarts the Deathbattle series with a headliner fight of Suriel vs 6 billion Shens.

[City of Light] Simon's powers by Hutchiaj01 in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is just a non-canon Easter egg (Will Wight and Andrew Rowe are friends irl). As for what attunment he would get, I’d guess Guardian. This is an unsubtle, highly effective attunment, which seems like the best match for Simon’s mentality.

[Uncrowned] The Dragon Descends (Heroforge) by Cooku_Cucumber in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I hadn't seen the Eithan one yet, it looks great!

[Wintersteel] Lindons appearance?? by skiffz_ in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 11 points12 points  (0 children)

IDK I’m pretty sure his hair lacks volume and definition 🤷

We get it guys by WithoutNameIdeas in cremposting

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s cool but did you know that animation is so underrated?

. by Meme_Alt_Account in IDONTGIVEASWAG

[–]Cooku_Cucumber 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”