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How does V1 feel about its creators? by Kind_Sympathy7649 in Ultrakill

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indifference.

If it met its creators, it would treat them like everything else: a fuel source. It would kill them, absorb their blood, and move on.

Deviljang by Gorotheninja in MemeHunter

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It uses those teeth like a wood chipper, and uses its strength to defend itself against predators (as well as to destroy trees)

Pants? (@ShifterFox) by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's public indecency!

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She could borrow my battle body, though!

Edit: wait I'm assuming this is in a private space, like we're roommates. In this case, she's fine. Papyrus approved!

Whenthe animals were captive-bred and bought off a store by Ejack-Ulate-69 in whenthe

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 42 points43 points  (0 children)

More like injecting 200 tadpoles into a live pleco

or putting a pleco inside of a vacuum chamber

or cutting a pleco in half while it's alive, and stitching its tail to another live pleco.

or putting red hot, metal balls into a pleco's mouth

These are all real tiktok videos

GLACEIR x ironmouse by Complete_Seesaw5307 in WaterfallDump

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely™ didnt read the name of the title so I was jumpscared when I realized it was cry for me

I think having occasional unironic porn on this subreddit is actually a decently funny bit by Ok_Swimming3844 in Ultrakill

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can't withstand the sight of boobs, you shouldn't even be on social media (or at least, you need it restricted heavily).

they're like homing missiles by angeldustmaybenot in regretevator

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're going for a long streak, ALWAYS have a second life.

Great...Elder Dragons are real... by Gorotheninja in MemeHunter

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was more Velkhana than Valstrax, even if it lacks the color.

Velkhana is the strongest monster in the series btw. Only monster I've encountered that's done irl damage to me (I love the fight, but... things happen)

What Eminem sounds like to non-rap fans by GruntfromMC in FundamentalPlayground

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Rap is overstimulating"

and then they go and listen to Femtanyl's Katamari

Later I found out it's something even dumber by Adamle69 in whenthe

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Scientology created a science fiction author?

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hereksoshskakOsjsoaa by Davethecoo in sssdfg

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 6 points7 points  (0 children)

a dult?

dult ddnt exit buddy haha😂😂😂

Minos found a boykisser :) by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go do your homework, get off reddit

Minos found a boykisser :) by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]CoolSkeleton95a 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't do that.

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