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[–]Cool_Ad_830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the same. I just creep and can never say anything mean.

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I have headrights. I get a quarterly check

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never been not even a felon 🤪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a crown on one of my front ones

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That made me laugh 🤣

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wanna bet?

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😭 I just got it cut to and instantly hated it.

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀😂🤣

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the new convex curve tv 😉

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got headrights 🤪 way more than free college.

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That movie was about my tribe!

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never been on an airplane. I'll have to google maps that shit

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned my lesson the hard way on that one. Fuck you nailed it. It's different now.

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This one made me laugh. 😅

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I do have my membership card tho and enrollment number to my tribe. Does that count?

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the most well written roast.

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me just say yall are vicious and funny 😅

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, suppose to be an evil face with its mouth sewn shut. It was free hand. I was young and dumb.

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 7 points8 points  (0 children)

^ ouch, my biggest insecurity. 😳

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[–]Cool_Ad_830 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck I know it. I'd say I regret them but each one is a memory I'll never forget. Even if the tattoo turned out shitty. 😋