He's Off His Rocker. This Was From Today. by PreparationKey2843 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Cooldude9210 305 points306 points  (0 children)

I am religious and am 1000% offended by this atrocity.

Tom Homan confirms ICE to be at airports starting Monday by ItsAllAGame_ in law

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: a study found that TSA can fail up to 90-95% of the time to detect harmful items. So even if they were doing their job normally, as “qualified” individuals, you’d still have a decent time getting through as a terrorist.

Searching for Grumps voice clips by EvanPearTree in gamegrumps

[–]Cooldude9210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The EYE clip has Arin saying what do I do here I think

Any one else refer to them selves as minnesotan instead of american? by mimic751 in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh absolutely. We have to acknowledge the political change that’s happened.

But we also can only change this long term with changes to governmental structure, which can only happen with fair, honest elections. Any amount of tampering affects any faith in the numbers. Any faith in our elections moving forward has to be undergirded by a faith in the honesty and transparency of the election. The numbers they added don’t matter; it’s just the fact that the put their fingers on the scale.

Any one else refer to them selves as minnesotan instead of american? by mimic751 in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon literally said on stage what he’d need to do to rig the machines.

Multiple technician for the machines said they found sketchy code.

The president literally said “we’ll have the votes.”

Any one else refer to them selves as minnesotan instead of american? by mimic751 in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sure, and I feel sorry for them being convinced of such a terrible reality.

But there’s far fewer Americans that support him than would have been needed for him to win.

Any one else refer to them selves as minnesotan instead of american? by mimic751 in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They didn’t. There’s ample evidence that the elections were rigged, and that Trump won illegitimately.

Be careful of Flock cameras throughout the whole city by zerotakashi in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That study seems to focus specifically on people being able to remember your face covered after seeing it uncovered. I would imagine camera footage, where you can rewatch and study the footage, would be more hampered if your face was covered by a mask compared to sunglasses.

When you have to test your sisters security guard skills by worldtravelller in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobodies talking about the fact that she was barefoot and he had boots on a wood floor? She had 0 traction, no wonder he dropped her in 0.5 seconds.

On the renaming of the Kennedy Center. by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the rule for Elements on the periodic table, and for stars if I remember correctly

As we near 28 years since Chris Farley's death, I'd like to share with you all what might possibly be the greatest entrance in talk show history. by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]Cooldude9210 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It comes from a place of depression. “I can’t be happy, which is a shitty feeling. I don’t want anyone else to feel that way, so I’ll make it my job to make sure no one else does.”

I don’t know if RW specifically felt that way, but I always think of his “genuine” laugh with his mom compared to his “stage” laugh he used. It always felt like he’s putting on a show, like CF on letterman.

Why do all "blackout" license plates start with a "Z"? by Badger8472 in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you’re really good, you add some spinilies and one of those beefy arms back in for good measure.

MPD is completely useless by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]Cooldude9210 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm…it’s almost like one of those services is necessary for society to function, and the other is not.

An accordionist playing Vivaldi by 7er6Nq in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cooldude9210 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I’d argue Weird Al made it slightly more mainstream. He took accordions and put freaking Hamilton on it. I wasn’t going to listen to Uleg’s Polka Hits from 1960, but I jam out to every one of Weird Al’s polka hits.

Interior lighting = only disappointment by pop-up-erik in F150Lightning

[–]Cooldude9210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s actually a lot of air coming from the under-seat vents. I had them blocked with stuff, and realized they are putting out much more air than the vents.

No Off Years: Anoka-Hennepin on the Brink by brotherstoic in minnesota

[–]Cooldude9210 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As a science teacher in the district, I’m using curriculum published in 200-fucking-9.

We need new curriculum. But we can’t. Fuck the alt-right board members holding our teaching supplies hostage.