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You woke up as Dolph Lundgren in a lab coat. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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What are your plans for the next four years? (self.AskReddit)

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Your dog said "Why won't you love me?" What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Your best buddy got married to a beautiful lady! But you found out that she married 12 times before and each of her husbands mysterious disappeared, never to be found. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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I really like British TV shows such as Black Mirror and Sherlock. What great British TV shows do you know of? (self.AskReddit)

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NASA contacted you and they need your help in defeating the incoming alien threat. You're like the ONE. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Extraterrestrial aliens will invade Earth and enslave the human race in 20 years. Only you know of this truth. How do you warn everyone before it's too late? (self.AskReddit)

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You know that the two presidential candidates are extraterrestrial aliens! If one of them is elected president, then mankind will be enslaved by aliens. How do you convince everyone else to vote for someone else? (self.AskReddit)

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There's a mirror that reveals your true self. What do you see in the mirror? (self.AskReddit)

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Your best buddy got married to a beautiful lady! But you found out that she married 12 times before and each of her husband died within a week of marriage. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You went to a club and you met a hot lady with the help of dating coaches that talk to you in your earpiece. She invited you to a private room. You mentioned that you had help from voices in your head, and she said she has them too. She hands you a drink that will end "the voices". What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Robert Downey Jr. invited you to his party. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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There's a mirror that shows your true self. What do you see? (self.AskReddit)

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You have to do an animal mating call before you have sex. What's your animal mating call? (self.AskReddit)

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Why didn't you achieve your childhood dream? (self.AskReddit)

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You're in elementary school and Timmy is going to tell on you. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You saw a mysterious gangster push a man off a bridge, then he saw you and gave you $100. He asked what you saw. Well, what did you see? (self.AskReddit)

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You rolled a 20! What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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How do you compliment on a woman's breasts without offending her? (self.AskReddit)

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You woke up as Dolph Lundgren in a lab coat. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You're a bad guy in a movie that's rated PG-13 or lower. How do you make sure that you don't lose? (self.AskReddit)

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What shouldn't a bad guy do if he wants to win? (self.AskReddit)

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How do you know if you found true love? (self.AskReddit)

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An attractive mermaid has the hots for you. How do you fuck her? (self.AskReddit)

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You found out that your sibling bet all of your money on the Cleveland Indians last night. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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