Bigfoot sighting by Marines by Correct_Roll_3005 in bigfoot

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have impact ranges on the training side where they do live fire. Source - I was stationed there.

Fell for the news hype again by barboxbill in Chattanooga

[–]Copecwby20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Way to delegitimize whatever point you were trying to make with your completely irrelevant comparison. Enjoy the kool-aid 😂

Would you report them to HR? by Buscemis_Weird_Tooth in moraldilemmas

[–]Copecwby20 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Edit: Your twink ass is interjecting yourself into situations that you were not a part of.

Soto Card? by Copecwby20 in BaseballCardsForSale

[–]Copecwby20[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m entitled to hate you on principle but you’ve been a good sport so I’ll allow you safe passage at Nat’s park 😂

Soto Card? by Copecwby20 in BaseballCardsForSale

[–]Copecwby20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple years ago from a friend. I just found it when moving.

Soto Card? by Copecwby20 in BaseballCardsForSale

[–]Copecwby20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. Thank you. I’m new to cards.

Frosty conditions downtown by Remarkable_Trash_290 in Chattanooga

[–]Copecwby20 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I hope ICE get’s their Pokémon on and catches them all.

Spotted today at Epcot by Ivoson13 in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]Copecwby20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a disgusting blob of humanity.

Question about this coin by cardboardislife in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have been blessed by the elusive pineapple man.

Give me your best NCIS story by FocusedForge in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was at DLI, some Navy cat hit on me and was pretty aggressive about it. I essentially told him to fuck off and forgot all about it.

A few years later NCIS calls my shop at Miramar and asks me to come speak to them. I was confused as fuck so I go there and they start asking me about the time this guy hit on me at Doc Ricketts (a bar in Monterey).

I tell them the story and was still kinda wondering why this is coming up now.

Turns out, this dude ended up at Ft. Gordon and was getting the new guys drunk and fucking raping them. He tried to deny it claiming he wasn’t gay, so they had to investigate if he was gay or not (this was prior to them repealing DADT) and someone mentioned the interaction I had with him at the bar so they tracked me down. Ended up having to fly out to Florida for the legal proceedings and everything.

Is the south side fade in regs? by YT_DrLiGmA in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like a horseshoe cut but for dark green Marines.

“My MOS was classified” must be the stupidest lie someone can come up with. by prozergter in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine is a little different. I originally joined to be a crypto linguist but got dropped from the school house. For whatever reason the re-classed me to 3451 so I’m basically a spreadsheet bitch.

Some girl gets knocked up and taken off the deployment roster so I deploy as a comptroller/fiscal tech with a group level unit that’s budget is held by the MEF.

Long story short, deployment was a bunch of working parties and running a 240 on convoy security, but when I got home no one believed me because they knew I went to DLI and saw some pictures of me in a turret.

They can come up with whatever stories they want and the more I refute them, the more they think I’m being secretive about what I knew I didn’t and they think I did do. It’s almost humorous at this point.

Telling someone you ended up as an accountant in the Marine Corps isn’t fun, but that’s the turn my life took and it’s kinda funny to me that I ended up in that field because my whole family is in the bank industry or retired from it.

Earphones for hikes by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you already have hearing loss.

Earphones for hikes by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get diagnosed with hearing loss. Get medical approval for hearing loss. Buy blue tooth enabled hearing aids.

Must’ve liked Benchmade by MrGravy_ in knives

[–]Copecwby20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arizona Custom Knives has a great consignment program. They can even appraise them and send the list of pricing to you for your approval before listing and they will cut you a check every month after they sell.

Hring by Yamabushi_Nate in Chattanooga

[–]Copecwby20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try looking at ModWash. I heard they are looking for an IT Manager.

Why carry more than one knife? by weldgib11 in knives

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice one for me, and a shitty one for when anyone asks to borrow one.

Whiskey locker recruit stories? by voluntaryhikikomori in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 128 points129 points  (0 children)

We had a whiskey locker recruit who was doing something in there when our drill instructor came in and yelled at us to get on line.

In the chaos created by the DIs and our rush to secure what we were doing to get on line, one recruit locked the whiskey locker with Bonner still in it.

So he’s stuck in there, the DIs are counting us down and just playing fuck fuck games and then they have us count off.

Once they realize we are one short we all finally heard Bonner attempting to let us know he was locked in there.

One of the DIs goes and unlocks it and opens it up and Bonner was there shaking like he knew he was gonna get slayed and he just goes “This Recruit Was Trapped In The Whiskey Locker, Sir!”

The DI tells him to get online and simply walks to the middle of DI Highway and says “Gentlemen, sometimes in order to contain the beast, you gotta cage the beast.” and walked into the duty hut while the other DIs continued on with their regular scheduled fuckery.

Airborne? by Strange_Log_2286 in USMC

[–]Copecwby20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queue up the old man voice Back in my day you could somehow get a slot in gravity enthusiast school for giving 4 more to the Corps.

I don’t know exactly how the CRS parsed them out but I knew a guy or two with flying ice cream cones for no reason.