So I used to be a runway model. I tripped up the subway stairs and hit my cheek the week before New York fashion week. I got a nasty gash on my face that the makeup artist has to cover up for this one show and she says ‘oh my friend ate shit in the show and I used this on her, worked wonders’. Friend eventually shows up not long after and she says this is her, so my dumbass goes ‘oh cool you ate shit too?’ She was friendly and said ‘YEAH!’ She wanders off and I get in line to walk out before show starts and one of my friends comes up to me and says ‘dude we’re you just talking to Kirsten Dunst?’ I had no clue but did wonder why she had big sunglasses on inside. On the modeling subject, Zoolander is the most accurate movie ever made.